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[universalconstant]

THIS IS SO STUPID.

RELOCATION WITHOUT CONSENT OR WARNING FOLLOWED BY UNREASONABLE EXPLANATION AND ACCUSATIONS OF FICTIONALITY IS NOT A PROPER WAY TO GAIN A CITIZEN FOR YOUR NONSENSICAL ISLAND CITY

ALSO AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT IS NOT A FUZZY COTTONTAIL??? I DO NOT THINK I HAVE ENOUGH BOXES TO PUT YOU ALL IN. WHERE WILL YOU LIVE IF YOU CAN NOT LIVE IN BOXES?

Comments

[totesadorbz]

Ummmmmmmmm how abt apartments like NORMAL PPL?????? Jesus who lives in freaking boxes

[universalconstant]

NO. NOT THE PEOPLE. THE BUNNIES.
THE BUNNY GOES IN THE BOX.

[totesadorbz]

Ohhhhhhhhh that makes SO much more sense

[universalconstant]

UNLESS ALL OF THE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY BUNNIES????

[totesadorbz]

No there werent this many bunnies here before and ive been here a few months now

[universalconstant]

oh.

might i inquire where the bunnies came from?

[universalconstant]

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH APARTMENTS FOR THE PROSPEROUS BUNNY-PEOPLE

[totesadorbz]

Omg wait can we go round them up together and put em in boxxes bc bunnies are like SO CUTE AND ADORABLE AND I WANT LIEK 15 OF THEM

[universalconstant]

WHY WOULD YOU BUILD A CITY THAT IS NOT TO SCALE??? THERE WOULD BE ENOUGH ROOM IF YOU DID NOT WASTE SPACE WITH OVERSIZED IMPRACTICAL HUMAN-SIZED THINGS AND SWITCHED TO MORE ACCEPTABLE BUNNY-SIZED HOUSING.

[totesadorbz]

I thought it was like weird troll lingo to call humans cottontails ok EXCUUUUSE ME FOR NOT BEING CULTURALLY SENSITIVE it was a misunderstanding GEEZ

[fuckincakewake]

hey a carapace
my peeps
how u livin bud
do u know who i am
and what r ur thoughts on catsnackin

[universalconstant]

DO YOU HAVE SERENITY WITH YOU?
YOU WERE ALSEEP AND THE POINTY GLASSES ONE RELATED TO SIR DAVE PULLED YOU AWAY WITH HER
I DO NOT SNACK ON CATS

[fuckincakewake]

sleep snoozin
yeah that sounds like me
is this a euphemism cuz im doing ok
but if serenity is like a cat i dont think ive gotone named that rn
sry2say

[maiditoutalive]

im a troll
and i probably have more boxes somewhere if you need some
ones that havent been chewed or bled on even

[universalconstant]

hello, red troll.
your contribution of boxes to help shelter the bunnies would be greatly appreciated.

[maiditoutalive]

let me go dig out some of my spare hatboxes
i will deliver the survivors to you too

[ohmycod]

dude who da fuq

[universalconstant]

i can not understand what you are typing

[ohmycod]

probs because im a fuzzy cottontail
typins hard when your a hopbeast bro

[dialogical]

I don't think they're concerned about encouraging willing immigration when kidnapping is working out so well for them.

[universalconstant]

WHY IS KIDNAPPING WORKING SO WELL.
PEOPLE ARE NOT NEARLY UPSET ENOUGH ABOUT THIS.

[dialogical]

Probably the complacency of free food and board.

[riseup]

hey, you're that guy from the flying car!!!

[universalconstant]

YES! THE CAR WITH THE LOVELY HORN!
hello sir john!

[riseup]

yeah, you really liked that horn!
oh man, i miss that.
i should fly a car again...
anyway, hi!
i don't think i ever caught your name.