001. text.

[universalconstant]

THIS IS SO STUPID.

RELOCATION WITHOUT CONSENT OR WARNING FOLLOWED BY UNREASONABLE EXPLANATION AND ACCUSATIONS OF FICTIONALITY IS NOT A PROPER WAY TO GAIN A CITIZEN FOR YOUR NONSENSICAL ISLAND CITY

ALSO AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT IS NOT A FUZZY COTTONTAIL??? I DO NOT THINK I HAVE ENOUGH BOXES TO PUT YOU ALL IN. WHERE WILL YOU LIVE IF YOU CAN NOT LIVE IN BOXES?

Comments

[ohmycod]

take a look at em
whater they doin

[universalconstant]

eating leaves?

[ohmycod]

... ... ...
yeah ok they probably are
but what --ELS--E are they doin

(psst the answers hoppin)

[universalconstant]

but they aren't very beastly. they seem like delicate and kind creatures.

[ohmycod]

thats to lull you into a false sense of security
once youre lulled
like super lulled
(you are pretty much lulled right now FYI)
they strike

[universalconstant]

WHAT.
WHY?
THAT SEEMS COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS

[ohmycod]

so lulled
dont turn your back on the bunnies

[universalconstant]

THEY DO NOT EVEN HAVE CLAWS. I THINK THEY ARE HERBIVORES.

[ohmycod]

dude are you in for a surprise

[universalconstant]

THEY ARE LITERALLY EVERYWHERE.
IF THE SURPRISE WAS ACTUALLY COMING WE WOULD ALL BE DOOMED.

[ohmycod]

oh shit youve figured it out
were doomed

[universalconstant]

YOU ARE MUCH TOO CALM FOR DOOM

[ohmycod]

ive been doomed before
you get kinda used to it after a few times

[universalconstant]

I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU, ROYAL-LOOKING PURPLE TEXT "HOPBEAST"
NOT ABOUT THE DOOMED PART. YOU MAY HAVE BEEN DOOMED BEFORE.
BUT ABOUT THE BUNNY SURPRISE.

[ohmycod]

oh my cod
i cant keep trollin you after that
that is the most fucking adorable phrase anyones ever glubbed
the bunny surprise

[universalconstant]

????

your future lack of trolling with be looked upon fondly

[ohmycod]

so like whats your deal

[universalconstant]

my deal?
i have accepted any deals lately nor have i offered one

[ohmycod]

dude like
who da fuck are you

[universalconstant]

a democratically elected official