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[universalconstant]

THIS IS SO STUPID.

RELOCATION WITHOUT CONSENT OR WARNING FOLLOWED BY UNREASONABLE EXPLANATION AND ACCUSATIONS OF FICTIONALITY IS NOT A PROPER WAY TO GAIN A CITIZEN FOR YOUR NONSENSICAL ISLAND CITY

ALSO AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT IS NOT A FUZZY COTTONTAIL??? I DO NOT THINK I HAVE ENOUGH BOXES TO PUT YOU ALL IN. WHERE WILL YOU LIVE IF YOU CAN NOT LIVE IN BOXES?

Comments

[universalconstant]

i am not familiar with 'cyborgs' is that a type of bunny?

[callbacks]

sometimes

[universalconstant]

liv tyler was a robot. are robots and cyborgs similar?

[totesadorbz]

Whoa no she wasnt

[universalconstant]

not the attractive human actress.
i mean liv tyler, the stuffed robotic knit bunny

[totesadorbz]

Oh. Ooookay

[callbacks]

wait
you know the bunny

[callbacks]

omg

[callbacks]

are you who i think you are

[universalconstant]

????
sir dave, i'm not sure who you think i'd be
i'm not sure how to answer
do i guess at who one would think i might be because i have knowledge of the bunny?

i am not john

[callbacks]

hold the presses everybody the elections been postponed indefinitely
the mayor is in the hizzouse
whats shaking dude where have you been all my life
and by all my life i mean the past like nine months ive been stuck here on an island with no one to share administratorship of can town with

[universalconstant]

NINE MONTHS?
sir dave, the time does not match up for me. i was right where you left me and you had not been missing. this is quite baffling but i will assume you are doing your knightly duty keeping proper track
i have citizens with me. they were kind enough to provide a red wagon as transportation for the cans.

[callbacks]

yeah times wonky as a broken mailbox dealie spinning in the wind out here
i bet we didnt even get here from the same point on the timeline
not that it really matters on meteor nothingsville where nothing happens and continues to be a thing that is not happening
your mayorship do the citizens need immediate relocation or are you gonna guarantee them housing yourself
since terezi isnt here ive had to set up a refugee camp under my bed and i dont want to promote overcrowding

[universalconstant]

how confusing.
i have yet receive notice concerning my assigned a living space.
once i am alerted i can provide accommodations and we may begin rebuilding in the new location.
we should join these with the refugee camp in order to perform a census. overcrowding will only be a temporary issue.

[ohmycod]

(yo strider who is this nerd
you actually know em)

[callbacks]

(this is the mayor duh
hes like one of my best fucking friends
hes into government)

[totesadorbz]

Nope its vicks, hes a roboboy hahahahaha

[universalconstant]

are vic and vicks the same person? the same person that is an educated cyborg roboboy?

[totesadorbz]

Yeah you got it!!!!

[universalconstant]

is he able to consume liquids or would he rust?

[totesadorbz]

Nah hes fine drinking stuff

[universalconstant]

what a good engineer he must have had to overcome the issue of beverages

[totesadorbz]

idk i dont think he liked him much

[universalconstant]

that is unfortunate.
why would the engineer finish building him if he did not like what he was working on ?

[totesadorbz]

no like i mean

idk vicks hasn't REALLY talked about it but his dad's like a supervillain or somethin so i don't think he likes him much