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[eggplantier]

Okay, no one freak out but I'm working on the theory that this might be an elaborate dream I'm having. And somehow it became real. And, okay, I should say that by working on it, I mean I'm lying here thinking about it.

It's a thought experiment.

Or, you know, whatever, the island suddenly decided it would be cool to cover me in bunnies. I'm not complaining. One of my arms is asleep, though.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

You do realize that when rabbits run out of food that they become carnivorous. It's absolutely terrible.

[eggplantier]

[eggplantier]

Okay, I'm pretty sure that wasn't what my science teacher said.

[badnewsboy]

I saw it on a documentary.

[eggplantier]

I'm pretty sure bunnies are too cute to be carnivorous. That's like a rule, in nature. It's science.

[eggplantier]

Although you thinking Monty Python is a documentary explains a lot.

[badnewsboy]

Take care not to be nibbled on, milday, I'm sure they're tasting you.

[eggplantier]

You're not gonna make me think about it.

[badnewsboy]

Tasting you!

[eggplantier]

...I'm gonna go buy extra food tomorrow. Not because I think they're gonna eat me, but there's like, a lot of them.

[badnewsboy]

I hear once they smell blood it's the end. It may be why they've been left here. Quite nefarious.

[eggplantier]

So how are you protecting yourself against yours?

[badnewsboy]

My girlfriend has a dinosaur, he proves to be adequate protection.

[eggplantier]

Wow, yeah that...would do it.

[badnewsboy]

Good luck, milady.

[eggplantier]

I'd say it back but you have a dinosaur on your side, so I doubt you're gonna be needing it.

[swordhappy]

Is a plethora of rabbits really so fantastical?

[Sif's definitely seen way stranger.]

[eggplantier]

Not so much fantastical, more like, really, really surprising. There's not usually a lot of them...everywhere.

It's like, spontaneous rabbits, you know? Suddenly, rabbits.

[swordhappy]

I do not know. But I think it is far better than suddenly, fire giants.

[eggplantier]

Well, no arguments here. Fluffy rabbits beats fire giants any day. Whatever those are.

[swordhappy]

Ah, yes, what is a Midgardian equivalent? Skrull invasion?

[detectivewonder]

It's not a dream.

[detectivewonder]

Or if it is, someone's subconscious is seriously confused. Or seriously fuzzy.

[eggplantier]

Yeah, I know. The rug burn from trying to get out under them feels pretty real.

[detectivewonder]

I've got some rabbit-sized high rise apartments in my living room, if you need somewhere to stow them.

[eggplantier]

Are we talking literal bunny apartments here??? Because if so, I'm coming over right now.

...and if it's not I'm coming over anyway, there's a lot of these guys.

[detectivewonder]

I had a lot of cardboard boxes and a lot of rabbits; I thought I'd see how well I remembered the Gotham skyline.

STEPH!!!!!!!!

[hawkingbird]

It's getting pretty weird walking down the streets, constantly dodging bunnies.

[hawkingbird]

On the plus side, it's an... interesting aerobics workout?

KAAAAAAAATE

[eggplantier]

Do you think Richard Simmons is available to make videos for it? 'Cause if these bunnies are staying, we might as well find other uses for them than being really adorable.

[riseup]

are you going to keep any of the bunnies?