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[steelweb]

The list of those released is as follows:

Sollux Captor
The Doctor (red shoes and a long coat)
Jade Harley
Erik Lensherr
Sam Winchester

Additionally, stop bringing in extra rabbits to the police station. If you missed the date to turn them in, take it up with the relocated Visitor Center staff at the hospital.

The call for officers is still on-going. If you think you have what it takes to become a police officer in this town, and you're of age, stop by the station and fill out an application. Three officers from the general community have been hired, but we're no where near fully staffed yet. If you're underaged, we can discuss an internship, so keep it in mind.



[Text Message to Jack Harkness//Police station encryption]
Have you made a decision on my offer?

Comments

[callbacks]

yeah
its ok
it isnt the first time and i know ill see her again even if we wont be
whatever
the timing just sucks with johns birthday and all

[tookthename]

Anything I can do?

[callbacks]

nah
ill let the crew know and then maybe go hang out with bro for a while
thanks though

[tookthename]

Let me know if anything comes up that I can help with.

[callbacks]

you know you can just come chill with us whenever right
you dont have to save the day every time

[tookthename]

I know. Sometimes it's hard to switch into off mode.

[callbacks]

yeah
bros pretty good at reminding people that there is an off mode though
its hard to really get your hero on with a face full of puppet ass

[tookthename]

Wait.

Puppet ass?

[callbacks]

uh
not that my face has been made intimately familiar with those or anything

[tookthename]

No, no, there was definitely something behind that. Puppet ass is not something you just come up with.

[callbacks]

is the problem the puppet or the ass
or both

[tookthename]

It's really the combo. And it's not a problem, more just confusion and morbid curiosity.

[callbacks]

.....
iwarnedyouaboutpuppetsbro.jpg

[tookthename]

What...why do they have the butts like that...what?

[callbacks]

id say i wish i knew
but honestly i really dont

[tookthename]

What are they even for?

[callbacks]

whoa would you look at the time its dave strider suddenly develops tact and/or a sense of self preservation oclock
theyre kind of bros thing
you can ask him if you really want to know

[brotimaeus]

carry on kid i want to see where youre going with this.

[tookthename]

Okay, I guess I will...

[She is so confused right now]

FUCK YOU I'M NOT HERE I'M JUST CASUALLY OBSERVING YOU TYPE.

[ihateyouetc]

seriously dude

[callbacks]

LOOK HE JUST HAS NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT AT THE SECOND THERE ARE A LOT OF FEELINGS HERE.

[ihateyouetc]

you dont have to say anything hes fine

[callbacks]

OK GREAT SO MAYBE WE CAN SIT IN MUTUALLY NOT AWKWARD FRIENDSHIP SILENCE AND NOT TALK ABOUT IT SOON.

[ihateyouetc]

/)A(\ oh no the icon is even cuter in this context help i dont have an icon as cute

[callbacks]