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[steelweb]

The list of those released is as follows:

Sollux Captor
The Doctor (red shoes and a long coat)
Jade Harley
Erik Lensherr
Sam Winchester

Additionally, stop bringing in extra rabbits to the police station. If you missed the date to turn them in, take it up with the relocated Visitor Center staff at the hospital.

The call for officers is still on-going. If you think you have what it takes to become a police officer in this town, and you're of age, stop by the station and fill out an application. Three officers from the general community have been hired, but we're no where near fully staffed yet. If you're underaged, we can discuss an internship, so keep it in mind.



[Text Message to Jack Harkness//Police station encryption]
Have you made a decision on my offer?

Comments

video;

[callbacks]

Same, pretty much. Doesn't look like I'm getting a second date.

video;

[alwaysimpure]

Another thing we have in common then. I never even get a first.

video;

[callbacks]

Really? Mom was making you out to be hot shit, dude.

video;

[alwaysimpure]

Must be doing something wrong. [Like having a ton of issues.]

video;

[callbacks]

So wait, you're not dating the nice bookish police girl?

video;

[alwaysimpure]

I'm not dating anyone.

But if you want to date Sheska, you better be up to my standards.

video;

[callbacks]

What? No, no no. Dude, I don't even know her. And I'm in high school. I was just asking for the record.

video;

[alwaysimpure]

...now I really want to know why in Merlin's name you're keeping track of this.

video;

[callbacks]

Well, the Once-ler's kind of my buddy. And my boss. I hear things.

video;

[alwaysimpure]

Well. I'm not dating her. And he already knows about the backwards leg breaking.

video;

[callbacks]

Yeah, that's one of the things I heard about.

video;

[alwaysimpure]

I've never actually done it, for the record.

Somehow the threat's always enough.

1/2

[callbacks]

It doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination.

[callbacks]

If you feel that strongly about her, though, why don't you just--you know.

[alwaysimpure]

Maybe I just feel strongly about breaking legs.

But long story short, I'm not suited.

Re: video;

[fuckincakewake]

i was preeeettty blasted last time i read those books
theyre light readin compared to grandmas books

[callbacks]

grandma??

[fuckincakewake]

my mom

[callbacks]

did you just call rose my grandma

[fuckincakewake]

i called my mom ur grandma if im ur mom
but then if that makes rosie ur grandma but ur logic
ur the one callin rosaleen an old lady

[callbacks]

yeah thats it
my brains throwing in the towel and calling uncle

[fuckincakewake]

ur bro is my uncle?

[callbacks]

uh
i dont

why are you doing this to me

[fuckincakewake]

cuz its a good distraction
im omw davey

[callbacks]

ok see you soon
dont bring any more family trees