alwaysimpure: (angry)
blackmarauder ([personal profile] alwaysimpure) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-04-21 08:13 am

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[Have a view of a slightly frustrated Sirius Black, New Moore. He is unaffected by the event, but already fantastical enough to kind of fit the setting well enough anyway. And he has an announcement to make.]

A couple of things, since there seems to be widespread misinformation concerning my person.

For one, I'm a wizard, not a witch.

I do not have a gingerbread house. That seems awfully impractical, anyway.

I do not want, need or have any step-children. Or biological children, for that matter.

I also do not live anywhere called Oz and Oz isn't my name, either.

I have never cursed anyone to sleep for some ridiculously long and weirdly specific amount of time.

That said: Yes, I might be the fairest in all the land.

Also, I might not be an evil queen, but if people keep insisting on trying to eat my store and ask me to curse them so they can get true love's kiss, I might become a very irritable wizard, which is much the same.
easy_a: (It's vitamin D not a crime)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-04-26 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You might have to... put forth a bit more physical effort in order to do that.
easy_a: (Mirror Mirror on the wall)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-04-26 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you mean tit for tit.

It might be. Unlike you, I happen to have quite the assortment of fabric and ribbing in the way.

[Huzzah for a lovely corset?]
easy_a: (It's vitamin D not a crime)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-04-26 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I assume you have some proper taste.

If I'm wrong, I might as well stop this conversation now.
easy_a: (Amused)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-04-26 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Then go on. See if you can't amaze me with such a description.

We'll see wot happens from there, yeah?
easy_a: (Told you so)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-04-26 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess it all depends on the color, now.

[Damn the confines of the video screen.]
easy_a: (Smug)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-04-26 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Bet you look proper regal with them on.
easy_a: (Who's the fairest of them all?)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-05-02 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
Shame I only get the image on the phone.

Still, the man makes the undergarments, so I'd say my comment is spot-on.

[Oh, she likes you, good sir. She likes you a lot.]
easy_a: (Smug)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-05-13 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Pity I'm not one to be boring, now isn't it?

[Her smile settles into coy curls and she lets out a faux-sigh.]

That's too bad. After all, I think if you were toting a royal title around, you'd put all the other so-called "handsome princes" to shame.
easy_a: (Smug)

[personal profile] easy_a 2013-05-20 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Then that makes two of us, in a way.

Anyways, I certainly wouldn't object to courting if you intend to follow through with such a claim.