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thoughtformed2013-04-21 08:13 am
alwaysimpure) wrote in thoughtformed2013-04-21 08:13 am
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[Have a view of a slightly frustrated Sirius Black, New Moore. He is unaffected by the event, but already fantastical enough to kind of fit the setting well enough anyway. And he has an announcement to make.]
A couple of things, since there seems to be widespread misinformation concerning my person.
For one, I'm a wizard, not a witch.
I do not have a gingerbread house. That seems awfully impractical, anyway.
I do not want, need or have any step-children. Or biological children, for that matter.
I also do not live anywhere called Oz and Oz isn't my name, either.
I have never cursed anyone to sleep for some ridiculously long and weirdly specific amount of time.
That said: Yes, I might be the fairest in all the land.
Also, I might not be an evil queen, but if people keep insisting on trying to eat my store and ask me to curse them so they can get true love's kiss, I might become a very irritable wizard, which is much the same.
A couple of things, since there seems to be widespread misinformation concerning my person.
For one, I'm a wizard, not a witch.
I do not have a gingerbread house. That seems awfully impractical, anyway.
I do not want, need or have any step-children. Or biological children, for that matter.
I also do not live anywhere called Oz and Oz isn't my name, either.
I have never cursed anyone to sleep for some ridiculously long and weirdly specific amount of time.
That said: Yes, I might be the fairest in all the land.
Also, I might not be an evil queen, but if people keep insisting on trying to eat my store and ask me to curse them so they can get true love's kiss, I might become a very irritable wizard, which is much the same.
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Awkward.
Might? No way. I'm a wiz.
Simply the best darn rhymer there is.
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Guess there's an end even to your wit!
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SO SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU.
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Rhyming something that rhymes not?
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THEY DEFINITELY WORK.
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your rhymes are lacking.
Maybe you just try to hard.
You're not really a bard.
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It's offensive of you to disregard,
that I told you I sold things.
REALLY! It stings.
I have to rhyme
literally all the time.
So that you think a rhyme was NOT
Makes me want to boil you in a pot.
What are they even.
remind me never to buy any of your food.
That I disregard what you said is a false accusation,
you're completely misrepresenting the situation.
I believe what you say -
at least for today.
But that rhyme - I'm not trying to be offensive -
was still off. No need to get all defensive!