(it wasn't a beach party)

[ricinbeans]

Yo, why's the apartment covered in wet towels?

Did somebody have a beach party or something?







Please tell me it was a beach party

EDIT (8:08 P.M.): Alright if your name is Karkat, apparently this question is directed at you now.

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[ricinbeans]

Wait, some of these are my towels

oh oh oh oppareul saranghae

[roseate]

[ricinbeans]

Add "did the place flood while I was at work?" to the mysteries of my life.

[roseate]

Every day is an adventure in the exciting world of marketing.

[ricinbeans]

Yeah, totally. Buy low, sell high.

[roseate]

Glorious capitalism.
Why is your room covered in towels?

SOME PEOPLE JUST SKIM MEMOS THAT AREN'T THEIR OWN.

[ihateyouetc]

WHO ARE YOU AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT TOWELS.

[ricinbeans]

I'm not. Or uh, I wasn't until Rose said you'd know?

[ricinbeans]

Is your name seriously Karkat?

1/4 FUCK YOU. (SORRY ROSE)

[ihateyouetc]

OH NO
NO
I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.

[ihateyouetc]

OH MAN, YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING, YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE "CAR" AND ALSO "CAT"!
BEEP BEEP MEOW!!!
HAHAHAHAHA WHO WOULD NAME ANYBODY THAT!!!!!!

[ricinbeans]

I was actually imagining that cat bus from that one dope Miyazaki movie

[ihateyouetc]

ALLOW ME TO MAKE SOME CURSORY AND FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT EDUCATING YOU, HUMAN TOWEL INQUIRER!
WE DON'T HAVE "CATS" OR "CARS" ON ALTERNIA
IT DOESN'T TRANSLATE THE SAME
I WASN'T NAMED "FOUR WHEELED VEHICLE POUNCE BEAST"

[ricinbeans]

Yo, I don't actually care

[ihateyouetc]

NOW TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
THE TOWELS ARE WET BECAUSE HUMANS USE THEM TO DRY OFF AFTER THEY'VE STEEPED THEMSELVES IN THEIR ABLUTION TRAPS.
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT HIGHLY COMPLICATED CONCLUSION.

[ricinbeans]

I'm not retarded, yo, I know what towels are for. But there's seriously, like... I think I counted twelve? Just laying around. Like wet terrycloth refugees or something.

[dontmccallmyname]

I hope it was a beach party, because everything else that's coming to mind isn't as fun.

[ricinbeans]

I'm startin' to get the feeling it wasn't a beach party. Like. At all

[dontmccallmyname]

Yeah...that's rough. It wasn't like, a flood, though right?

[ricinbeans]

It was worse.

[freakystrong]

D --> Oh, uh
D --> Pardon me
D --> Normally I would captchalogue them once I was finished in order to launder them at a later time
D --> But I lost track of time when working on a personal project for a new acquaintance
D --> Then I was late for the human sch001feeding, and I forgot to tidy up
D --> You should probably leave any blue stains to me to e%tricate from the cloth

[ricinbeans]

Why are the stains blue

[freakystrong]

D --> All bodily fluids that a troll e%cretes are the color of their b100d

[ricinbeans]

So they're your bodily fluids.

[ricinbeans]

And that's what that guy meant by gland problem. Okay. Alright. You know what? I'm just gonna not talk about this ever again.