(it wasn't a beach party)

[ricinbeans]

Yo, why's the apartment covered in wet towels?

Did somebody have a beach party or something?







Please tell me it was a beach party

EDIT (8:08 P.M.): Alright if your name is Karkat, apparently this question is directed at you now.

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[ricinbeans]

Is your name seriously Karkat?

1/4 FUCK YOU. (SORRY ROSE)

[ihateyouetc]

OH NO
NO
I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.

[ihateyouetc]

OH MAN, YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING, YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE "CAR" AND ALSO "CAT"!
BEEP BEEP MEOW!!!
HAHAHAHAHA WHO WOULD NAME ANYBODY THAT!!!!!!

[ricinbeans]

I was actually imagining that cat bus from that one dope Miyazaki movie

[ihateyouetc]

THE WHAT.

[ricinbeans]

[ihateyouetc]

WHY IS IT EMPTY
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON THERE
ISN'T THE WHOLE POINT OF A VEHICLE THAT SOMEONE IS IN COMMAND OF IT
THAT THING IS RUNNING WILDLY OUT OF CONTROL

[ricinbeans]

The cat drives the bus. Duh.

[ihateyouetc]

ALLOW ME TO MAKE SOME CURSORY AND FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT EDUCATING YOU, HUMAN TOWEL INQUIRER!
WE DON'T HAVE "CATS" OR "CARS" ON ALTERNIA
IT DOESN'T TRANSLATE THE SAME
I WASN'T NAMED "FOUR WHEELED VEHICLE POUNCE BEAST"

[ricinbeans]

Yo, I don't actually care

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT'S A BUS.

[ricinbeans]

[ihateyouetc]

THAT IS THE STUPIDEST HUMAN VEHICLE I HAVE EVER SEEN.
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE A BEE.
THE "CAT BUS" IS BETTER THAN THAT SHIT.

[ihateyouetc]

NOW TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
THE TOWELS ARE WET BECAUSE HUMANS USE THEM TO DRY OFF AFTER THEY'VE STEEPED THEMSELVES IN THEIR ABLUTION TRAPS.
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT HIGHLY COMPLICATED CONCLUSION.

[ricinbeans]

I'm not retarded, yo, I know what towels are for. But there's seriously, like... I think I counted twelve? Just laying around. Like wet terrycloth refugees or something.

NOT A GOOD WEEK FOR MAKING CONNECTIONS.

[ihateyouetc]

OH HUH
THAT IS KIND OF STRANGE.
WAS THERE SOME KIND OF GATHERING??
OR MAYBE YOUR HIVEMATE SPILLED SOMETHING.

this is painful

[ricinbeans]

That's what I'm askin. But I figure you guys are all friends 'cause you all look the same so like, if there was a beach party and you all left your towels here... that's fine, yo, whatever, I don't care, just clean up your shit eventually. You know?

[ricinbeans]

Spilled what, the entire bathtub?

Oh shit, what if he broke the sink or something

[ricinbeans]

Wait, why did Rose think you'd know? We've never even met.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ALL "LOOK THE SAME"
WE HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DISTINGUISHING FEATURES
AND UNLIKE YOU GUYS WE ACTUALLY HAVE HORNS SO IF YOU'RE HAVING *THAT* MUCH OF A PROBLEM WITH TELLING THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN OUR ENTIRELY UNIQUE VISUAL CHARACTERISTICS
YOU CAN AT LEAST USE *THOSE* AS A GUIDE.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, BE MORE CULTURALLY SENSITIVE.
WHY WOULD ANY OF US GO OVER TO YOUR HIVE FOR A BEACH PARTY???
THAT'S JUST FUCKING STWAIT

[ihateyouetc]

OH GOD
YOU'RE LIVING WITH EQUIUS.

[ricinbeans]

Yo, no offense but when you're not used to gray skin and horns, you kinda take in the alien forest and not the trees.

[ricinbeans]

But yeah. That's my roommate. And? You got some insight?

[ihateyouetc]

UH
YEAH
DON'T TOUCH THEM
SERIOUSLY JUST DON'T
LET HIM TAKE CARE OF IT
AND IF HE ASKS YOU TO ORDER HIM TO DO SOMETHING
DON'T TALK TO HIM
JUST WALK AWAY AND PRETEND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

[ricinbeans]

"Order him to do something."