BEACH CAMPING. GET IN HERE.

[subspaceflowers]

Okay. So. Beach camping is happening now that things crap has finally settled down. I wanted to wait until last weekend but, hey, first weekend of May is just as good, right? Anyway, Nathan, I managed to pick up a tent for you and me. Victor, Lydia, I'm not sure what kind of budget you guys are on, but if you need me to spring you, I might be able to snag a rental for the weekend. And I've got drinks, too.

Tim? You and your girl are welcome to come too if you think you can play nicely with the other boys. And you too, Alisha. If you wanna come, we'd love to have you.

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[detectivewonder]

Are Jason or Loki on this camping trip?

[subspaceflowers]

Not that I'm aware of? I didn't invite them.

[detectivewonder]

Might not mean anything.

But anyway, I can play nice with anyone else, no problem. I'll ask Kate.

[subspaceflowers]

Promise? I don't want fights.

[detectivewonder]

Scout's Honor.

[subspaceflowers]

I'll make sure that Nathan is a good boy too. Seriously, I just want to relax and get drunk this weekend.

[detectivewonder]

Nathan's no problem. Really. I used to know a guy named Killa Nilla. If I close my eyes and remember him, whatever Nathan's saying suddenly sounds sensible and soothing.

Thanks for inviting us along.

[subspaceflowers]

Seriously? That's a name?

Any time. I wanted to include you guys.

[detectivewonder]

I guess "Vanilla Killer" just didn't have the ring he was going for.

[reanimated]

Sensible? Soothing? Fuck that. I'll have to work harder.

[detectivewonder]

You really don't.

[reanimated]

Clearly I do, mate! Sensible and soothing's an insult to me.

[detectivewonder]

Let me put it this way. I'm saying that out of everyone I've ever met, I can think of only one person who's worse than you.

If I promise to be more annoyed by you in the future, can we let it drop?

[subspaceflowers]

I'm glad this is ending before it has a chance to get weird.

[detectivewonder]

It'll be fine for the weekend. Promise.

[easy_a]

[Camping. In sand, which gets everywhere. In tents, which means close quarters. At the beach, which means swimsuits and plenty of skin to brush up against. With Nathan, Victor, and Lydia.

...Do you hate her, Ramona?]

I dunno. Might be a bad idea.

[subspaceflowers]

I'm thinking booze, sun, food, maybe some music, swimming, maybe some volleyball or something. Is it too early for that?

How can we be careful? I'd hate to exclude you from stuff, you know?

[easy_a]

It's not the early part I'm worried about.

Er, don't touch or annoy the shit out of me? Something tells me that both will probably happen if I do go. And seeing who's going... the second might actually be worse than the first.

[subspaceflowers]

You don't hafta come if you don't want to. I was going to see if maybe you were seeing someone, maybe bring him along. But the party season is young yet. There's plenty more opportunities to drink and have Nathan have an excuse to unsuccessfully try to get us to make out.

But it's on you. I'd like to have you there, but if you don't feel comfortable, I won't be hurt.

[easy_a]

Naw, I don't have anyone. That's been the least of my concerns, really. So yeah, I've no one to bring along. Not the reason why it doesn't exactly sound like my cup of tea, but I appropriate the offer, still. Probably best if I just stay home for this one, though.

...And if we do go do something in the future, I won't be around to watch Nathan try to kiss anyone or anything. I'm not a glutton for punishment, you know?

[subspaceflowers]

Oh, I wasn't talking about Nathan kissing anyone. Boys are pigs.

It's cool. Don't worry about it. We'll get you in the next go-round, how's about that?

[easy_a]

[...Actually, Alisha's not sure if that makes things better or worse. She'll refrain from saying anything else on the matter to spare her sanity.]

Sounds good. Granted, that's if I don't have other shit going on.

[And even then, it still falls under the umbrella of "maybe."]

[subspaceflowers]

Awesome. You're fun. Let's hang more.

[easy_a]

...Sure thing. I think I can manage that.

[reanimated]

One day, love, ONE DAY!

[subspaceflowers]

I'm afraid at this juncture, I'm inclined to say that you missed your chance after I got out of college there, Lucky Charms.

You saying you'd rather me kiss your attractive friends than kiss you? Cuckold much? I had no idea.

i'm sorry i've been so dead to the world because graduation

[reanimated]

There's a university here y'know, you could always relive those magical times.

What? No. That's ridiculous, I never said anything of the sort. Do I need to prove it to you?

omgaw how rude. you graduating college. despicable.

[subspaceflowers]

You might just have to. I'm starting to feel not attractive enough to kiss you.

[reanimated]

Well if all else fails I'm sure we can just bury them up to their necks in sand and that'll keep them warm enough while we live the high life in the tent!

[notvictorious]

Not if we don't bury you guys first.

[subspaceflowers]

You'd bury girls, Vic? So mean.

[hawkingbird]

Thanks for the invite. Looking forward to it.

[subspaceflowers]

Anytime. Can't wait to get to know you. Any friend of Tim's is one of mine. Except that Jason guy. He's a dick.

[hawkingbird]

Oh, thank god. You're sane. I can't stand Jason either. I am very, very glad to leave him out of this beach adventure.

[subspaceflowers]

Well I forgot to pack my forcefield, so if he shows up, it wasn't cuz he was invited or anythint.

[totesadorbz]

OMG YAYYYYY BEEEAAAACHHHHH