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[texasifyit]

Guys, guys, I got it!! I finally got the idea down for THE PERFECT CAR!!

So right, it should OBVIOUSLY be in the shape of a dinosaur, right?? Because what's more badass than a dinosaur?? AND IT NEEDS TO SHOOT FIRE, like dinosaurs do!!



But then I thought, wait, what if I wanna break stuff, too? Fire can't break stuff, it can only burn it, which is pretty cool but sometimes you just gotta SMASH things!! So I thought, let's add a battering ram to it!



OBVIOUSLY it needs the metal point at the front. Actually, the WHOLE THING should be metal! Wood is for losers!!!!

BUT THEN I thought, what if I need to grab stuff?? Like, if there are HUNDREDS of robots coming at me and I need to catch a bunch of them and THROW them at the other robots so they EXPLODE?? So obviously what this car needs is ROBOT HANDS!!!!



OBVIOUSLY the hands will also shoot missiles and bombs and rockets, just hands would be boring.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?? Awesome, right? I thought so.

Comments

[swordhappy]

Kate Bishop. This would be a good time for your squirt bottle.

[badnewsboy]

No squirting!

[swordhappy]

You would have brought it on yourself.

[badnewsboy]

Squirting is worse than the wrath of fire giants.

[swordhappy]

And it need not come to that.

[hawkingbird]

Lady Sif is right on this one.

[badnewsboy]

I'm putting on your favorite dress. If you wish to squirt me, you'll have a dry-cleaning invoice.

[hawkingbird]

... Did you break into my apartment AGAIN?! I told you to stay out of there! This is a violation of my trust!

[hawkingbird]

I'm at work right now or else I'd be over there ATTACKING YOU.

[badnewsboy]

That will include an invoice for tailoring!