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[texasifyit]

Guys, guys, I got it!! I finally got the idea down for THE PERFECT CAR!!

So right, it should OBVIOUSLY be in the shape of a dinosaur, right?? Because what's more badass than a dinosaur?? AND IT NEEDS TO SHOOT FIRE, like dinosaurs do!!



But then I thought, wait, what if I wanna break stuff, too? Fire can't break stuff, it can only burn it, which is pretty cool but sometimes you just gotta SMASH things!! So I thought, let's add a battering ram to it!



OBVIOUSLY it needs the metal point at the front. Actually, the WHOLE THING should be metal! Wood is for losers!!!!

BUT THEN I thought, what if I need to grab stuff?? Like, if there are HUNDREDS of robots coming at me and I need to catch a bunch of them and THROW them at the other robots so they EXPLODE?? So obviously what this car needs is ROBOT HANDS!!!!



OBVIOUSLY the hands will also shoot missiles and bombs and rockets, just hands would be boring.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?? Awesome, right? I thought so.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

But think of the adventure!

[swordhappy]

I am thinking more of the consequences, and who will be responsible for them.

[badnewsboy]

The consequence is fun!

[swordhappy]

[She is clearly not going to win this battle.]

No one else gets hurt, Loki.

[Because obviously he's not going to listen- though to be fair, at his age, she probably wouldn't have listened either.]

[badnewsboy]

All of this not-getting-hurt-business was on the agenda, I assure you.

[swordhappy]

[Sif chooses her next words with care. Too much and she will give the wrong impression; too little and it will be a rebuke, and there's only so far she can go. Nobody has ever been able to tell Loki what to do.]

I am trusting you in this, Loki.