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[texasifyit]

Guys, guys, I got it!! I finally got the idea down for THE PERFECT CAR!!

So right, it should OBVIOUSLY be in the shape of a dinosaur, right?? Because what's more badass than a dinosaur?? AND IT NEEDS TO SHOOT FIRE, like dinosaurs do!!



But then I thought, wait, what if I wanna break stuff, too? Fire can't break stuff, it can only burn it, which is pretty cool but sometimes you just gotta SMASH things!! So I thought, let's add a battering ram to it!



OBVIOUSLY it needs the metal point at the front. Actually, the WHOLE THING should be metal! Wood is for losers!!!!

BUT THEN I thought, what if I need to grab stuff?? Like, if there are HUNDREDS of robots coming at me and I need to catch a bunch of them and THROW them at the other robots so they EXPLODE?? So obviously what this car needs is ROBOT HANDS!!!!



OBVIOUSLY the hands will also shoot missiles and bombs and rockets, just hands would be boring.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?? Awesome, right? I thought so.

Comments

[subspaceflowers]

But they're not... people.

[texasifyit]

Wait, cities again? I told you, Texas has never been outside Motorcity!

[subspaceflowers]

Wait... Are you Texas? Like... is that your name? Are you referring to yourself in the third person?

[texasifyit]

Uh, duh, of COURSE I'm Texas. Who else would I be? Who are YOU?

People need to know my name so when they ask themselves "WOAH who's that cool dude driving the BEST CAR I'VE EVER SEEN in the most AWESOME WAY and also SHOOTING FIRE?", I don't have to stop and introduce myself.

[subspaceflowers]

Where I come from, Texas is a place, and Dallas, San Antonio, and Austin are cities inside it. There are people named after the cities, but not the state. Well, maybe not San Antonio. That's usually just Antonio.

Ramona, by the way.

[texasifyit]

...There's a whole state named after TEXAS??? I wanna go there!!

[subspaceflowers]

Not sure you're missing much. It's mostly just big, hot, and full of people who want to either shoot you or be their own country.

[texasifyit]

You mean Texas could be its own COUNTRY??

That's... That's beautiful...