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[onstandby]

Greetings.

It seems I've arrived to this place for the first time in my life. I can only suspect this to be a cruel punishment designed by those government dogs - or perhaps, a tactic by the invading Amanto - as a way to get rid of the leader of the Joui. Don't despair! I will not let myself fall prey to these lies and let humanity be destroyed by the invaders!!

On a related note, if there are any brave young warriors willing to join the cause for the liberation of Edo and the world, there will be Joui entrance exam next week.

Also, has this place finally fixed their lack of betamax?

Comments

[onstandby]

Only the best system to record and replay television programs you might otherwise miss.

[maiditoutalive]

isnt that what the internet is for

[onstandby]

Everybody knows the internet is for p*rn and for screwdrivers.

[maiditoutalive]

maybe that is just a reflection of your interests and not the internet

[onstandby]

I suppose that would make sense, as I was a screwdriver myself.

Or perhaps it is the design of a lazy gorilla.

[maiditoutalive]

um
are you sure youre feeling ok
youre not making very much sense

[badnewsboy]

Don't listen to him, it's for moving imagery of cats and other cat-like creatures and the roll of rick.

[maiditoutalive]

well obviously
we had internet before your universe even existed
or the human one
i am still not quite sure where asgard works into the chain of events

[badnewsboy]

It has something to do with Darkness and Ymir, who was most possibly the most unpleasant fellow that you will ever meet. I believe he had a cow.

I don't think there were any internet tubes at the time.

[maiditoutalive]

no i would imagine not
was he proposing to somebody

[badnewsboy]

As if anyone would have him.

[maiditoutalive]

but theres supposed to be somebody out there for everybody
if you listen to karkat anyway

[badnewsboy]

Aye.

And sometimes there are many. What would he say to that?

[maiditoutalive]

that its quadrants?

[badnewsboy]

What if there are two of the same?

[maiditoutalive]

i dont know
thats the problem with assuming theres only one person youre fated to be with
you should ask him

[badnewsboy]

I wonder what form of explanation I'll receive. I look forward to it.

[maiditoutalive]

i think karkat favors diagrams and charts to make his point
even when theyre not really appropriate to the situation

[badnewsboy]

One of the reasons I am looking forward to it.

[onstandby]

...Cats...?

[badnewsboy]

As proven by Caturday.

[onstandby]

Where could I possibly find this Caturday individual?

...For the good of the nation.

[badnewsboy]

She disappeared long ago, when the mortal realm was still new. Yet they still pay homage to her. Thus every Saturday will also be known as Caturday. It's only proper homage.

[onstandby]

I, too, desire to pay homage to her. How do you do that?

[badnewsboy]

By using the network as a personal board of messages! Post all the pictures of kittens and cats and their boundless adventures in boxes!