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ᴀ̶ɢ̶ᴇ̶ɴ̶ᴛ̶/ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛᴏʀ phil coulson ([personal profile] veryproud) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-05-31 02:36 pm

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I'm so happy the school year is almost over. Anyone who needs to register for summer activities offered by the school, such as summer classes and camp, may do so in my office. Please do so before the last day of school, June 13th.

In other news: a safety advisory.
We're on a tropical island and I'd like to remind that temperatures may reach ridiculous levels of intense heat.

- Be aware of the signs of heatstroke and exhaustion. These include: fatigue, confusion, extreme thirst, cramping, and dizziness or nausea.

- The sun is strongest between 10 A.M. to 2 P.M. Apply sunscreen with an SPF of at least 15, 30
minutes before going outside and reapply every 2 hours as well as after swimming or excessive sweating. This is to keep you from looking like a beet or whatever edible object that's the same color your blood may be. Trust me on this one.

- On a particularly sunny day do not purposely open the curtains on anyone who may be what could be classified as "undead" because the sun may cause burning or increased rotting flesh. Just don't do it.

- Drink lots of water to stay hydrated and limit intense physical activity on really hot and humid days (limiting physical activity does not mean cease physical activity all together all summer.) Focus on replacing lost salt and minerals with water (not salt water. It doesn't work that way) and sports beverages and avoid alcoholic drinks (even though most of you won't at all this is still a safety tip.)

- Monitor those at high risk of suffering in the heat. These include: infants and young children, those 65 years or older (I'm not 65 or older. Don't monitor me.), people who are on the thicker side, those who are aquatic in nature, and those who may already be physically ill.
gabutyra: in ur hair (WELP. TIME FOR RIBBONS)

[personal profile] gabutyra 2013-05-31 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's too bad. I guess I'm not aquatic.
gabutyra: fuck, can i lick this? IS IT MADE OF CANDY? (like a kid in a candy store)

[personal profile] gabutyra 2013-05-31 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It's fine! I'm still me!
gabutyra: will it fall? will it fail? will it-- oh who cares (waffle on the ceiling)

[personal profile] gabutyra 2013-05-31 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
But where can I buy sunscreen?
gabutyra: i milked the cow myself (THAT IS WONDERFUL CHEESE)

[personal profile] gabutyra 2013-05-31 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Where can I find this Juanes? Is he cheap?
gabutyra: fuck, can i lick this? IS IT MADE OF CANDY? (like a kid in a candy store)

[personal profile] gabutyra 2013-05-31 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's easier. I thought Juanes was a hobo that sold sunscreen for really cheap.
gabutyra: i milked the cow myself (THAT IS WONDERFUL CHEESE)

[personal profile] gabutyra 2013-05-31 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
But what if I paid him a lot?
gabutyra: will it fall? will it fail? will it-- oh who cares (waffle on the ceiling)

[personal profile] gabutyra 2013-05-31 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Then he could buy sunscreen and have some leftover to buy a sandwich. I feel like an entrepreneur.
gabutyra: i milked the cow myself (THAT IS WONDERFUL CHEESE)

[personal profile] gabutyra 2013-05-31 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I need to find a hobo!
gabutyra: in ur hair (WELP. TIME FOR RIBBONS)

[personal profile] gabutyra 2013-06-01 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
That does make things tricky.
gabutyra: with HYPNOSIS (I KNEW YOU'D SEE MY WAY)

[personal profile] gabutyra 2013-06-05 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
A challenge it is!