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[freezespirited]

[Maybe he should have warned someone working at Robbin' Baskins that he would be sleeping in their freezer, but he really doesn't think about these things.

He might have been...tempted to sneak some of the ice cream while he was in there.

He does this for as long as he can before he's interrupted. He doesn't just stick to that freezer (though it is certainly the tastiest). Waking up, he'll blearily rub his eyes before flying off to the next closest public building with a decent sized walk-in freezer to collapse in comfortably yet again. Sometimes he'll make a pile of snow to lie on, but not always. And each time, he's virtually motionless, as if he's been there for much longer.

So there's a random guy in your walk-in freezers who happens to be covered in a thin layer of frost that coats his entire body each time.]

[Video]

[Some time later, he decides to make a post about it. Just as a warning.]

If you see a guy in a blue sweatshirt with his eyes closed in your freezer, I'm just sleeping. If he's not wearing a blue sweatshirt, it's not me and you should probably be more concerned.

Comments

[badnewsboy]

This sounds like the beginning of a well-received mystery of murder!

[freezespirited]

Maybe it is. It's awfully specific.

[badnewsboy]

If I join you there could be more frozen cream and quite less sleeping.

[acclimate]

Is there a reason for that?

[freezespirited]

I don't want anyone tripping over my body.

[acclimate]

So you have chosen the freezer?

[hawkingbird]

Oh my god, I thought I saw someone in the Robbin Baskins freezer! What the hell were you doing in there?!

[fuckincakewake]

sry kate
i told him it was cool!
like 2 times of cool i mean
but i forgot 2 ask u n rosie
whoopsss
well hes already in there!!
u no what they say
cats outta the bag
cute dudes in the freezer ect ect

[freezespirited]

It's my fault, Roxy.

But think of it this way. How many businesses can say they have Jack Frost in their freezer?

[hawkingbird]

I think only the store manager is allowed to make those kinds of decisions.

[freezespirited]

Sleeping. I swear I didn't eat any of the ice cream.

[hawkingbird]

Well, we're taking inventory for the month tonight, so we'll find out if you did or not.

video;

[thneed]

Well, at least it's not my freezer.

video;

[freezespirited]

Aw, do you feel left out?

video;

[thneed]

No. I really don't feel left out of you contaminating everything in the freezer.

Re: video;

[fuckincakewake]

i figured u wouldnt like it if u found me in the back room w another man

video;

[thneed]

I don't want to find anyone in the back room with a man.

[doublebladed]

Uh. Why a freezer?

[freezespirited]

It's the only place on this island that actually stays cold.

video;

[stillpretty]

Stick with avoiding my freezer. I really don't take surprises well.

video;

[freezespirited]

Noted, but I doubt I would fit in a regular sized freezer.

[roseate]

Can you move some of the stock around while you're back there? They always stack pistachio up front and no one ever wants it.

[freezespirited]

I think I can do that.

[video]

[easy_a]

...Please don't get yourself into too much trouble, yeah?

[video]

[freezespirited]

You have my word that I won't end up in too much trouble for me to handle.