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[alwaysimpure]

[For a change, Sirius actually looks happy as he puts up a new post. This can be attributed to a single fact.]

I've been working on it with Kaylee for a long time and recently I actually managed to fix her up completely. Not quite the same I used to have, but close enough.

[With that he tilts the watch a bit and holds his arm out so a motorcycle he's currently sitting on comes into view.]

She already made it through some rides, so no worries there. Just one question and I'm sure at least one esteemed expert is watching my every move as always anyway and can answer: Are there any air traffic rules for this place?

[Actual pictures after the cut. This is forever how I can justify this PB choice.]

Comments

[video]

[easy_a]

Please tell me that's not the same motorbike you took me on.

[The idea of being hundreds of feet in the air on a vehicle which needed fixing up is not one she likes.]

[video]

[alwaysimpure]

Very same, I'm monogamous.

Why?

[video]

[easy_a]

That thing wasn't completely safe to fly. And you had me on it.

Do you not see the problem with that?

[Audio]

[steelweb]

Not as such, no. Not yet, anyway. There are other flying vehicles now- [That fact alone sounds like it's giving her an instant headache.] -so you'll need to go slowly enough to not crash. Keep in mind that we have at least one flying ally who can take you down if need be, Black.

[Audio]

[alwaysimpure]

Chief! I was waiting for your lovely voice and much needed input.

I know there are other flying vehicles. I probably made them fly.

And I'll keep that subtle threat in mind. Want to go on a ride?

[Audio]

[steelweb]

[Flatly.] No. It's your responsibility to keep your passengers safe. I'm sure there will be some laws codified in the near future. I'll be sure to let you know when they arrive.

[Audio]

[uneulogized]

Honestly don't know why you bother.

[Audio]

[steelweb]

The same reason I accepted the position in the first place: The civilians don't deserve to be punished for crimes they didn't commit. If I can keep the people safe, I will.

[stillpretty]

I'd imagine "Don't crash or kill anyone" about covers it. That thing can fly?

[alwaysimpure]

Seems like it. And, yeah, it can. Magic, I figured out the spells when I first got one, some years ago.

[stillpretty]

I've done a lot of things, but flying on a motorcycle isn't one of them.

[ And then, after half a beat. ]

You don't have to pay insurance here do you?

[ Buffy's trying to think about money after she's already realized that the monthly allowance really isn't a whole lot beyond the basics. ]

[librariansheart]

[This comment is not actually here, but represents the several minutes she spends staring at and replaying this video, pausing in places. ......heavens.]

[Video]

[librariansheart]

S-Sirius? When you said "fly", you meant...?

[thneed]

A flying motorcycle?

[thneed]

OhmySeusscanIrideit?

[uneulogized]

There aren't really any laws here unless they're arbitrary shit made up by our three police officers.

[alwaysimpure]

True enough, but that can still get me jail-time and somehow I don't fancy that.

[fuckincakewake]

take me 4 a ride before oncie snags one ok

[alwaysimpure]

That order means a lot to you?

[totesadorbz]

whoa

[alwaysimpure]

She's a beauty, isn't she?

[Video]

[brotimaeus]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaayum.

[Ho shit son.]

... I want in.

[Video]

[alwaysimpure]

Beautiful, isn't she?

You want in on what?

[Video]

[rule_britannia]

Oh, well that's-- ... I'm sorry, did you say air traffic?

[Or did he just get some crazy in his ears...]

[Video]

[alwaysimpure]

Yes, it flies.

Oh, come on, everyone has read books about me but THAT is the part they leave out?