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[hawkingbird]

Not as bad as I'd thought, honestly.

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[detectivewonder]

Yeah, probably. About what I expected. Sorry to drag you into my... whatever that was. It wasn't a break-up funk, I promise. Or at least, mostly wasn't.

Steph and Noh-Varr and Jason all came to look after me, more or less, which is... not what I expected.

[hawkingbird]

I won't judge you for it. But...

...Noh-Varr was there? Did he... say anything?

[detectivewonder]

That you weren't the one who introduced him to waffles?

I mean, he said a lot, but mostly about food and drinks and music.

[hawkingbird]

Oh, that's good. Really good. I mean. It's good you're making some new friends. Noh-Varr's a good guy. I think. I didn't know him for too long back home.

He really likes Earth stuff.

[detectivewonder]

I'm getting that.

He's, uh, he's kind of a flirt, too.

[hawkingbird]

Wait, what?!

[hawkingbird]

I mean, I know he is, but uh, who was he flirting with?

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[detectivewonder]

Keep in mind that I only have a very drunk perspective on this but. Um.

Both me and Steph?

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[hawkingbird]

Oh. That's. He's very attractive. Ha ha. That's great! See, you've still got that Red Robin swagger. How did Steph like him?

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[detectivewonder]

Steph gets along great with everyone.

Even Damian. More or less.

I'm not really sure I was swaggering. Or that I wasn't. I just figured... I needed a little perspective. On everything, maybe.

So. You and Noh-Varr?

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[hawkingbird]

... Oh god. Did he tell you? About me and him? God this is the worst. My ex and my we're-technically-dating-but-not-in-New-Moore ex.

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[detectivewonder]

He didn't really have to say anything. I'm a detective, remember?

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[detectivewonder]

...sounds complicated.

[ locked ] she's sighing exasperatedly.

[hawkingbird]

... More than a little. How are things with your brothers? Damian seems... hard to handle.

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[detectivewonder]

That's an understatement. I think he's passed the stage where I have to worry about him beheading anyone. Past that, no guarantees.

Jason is... things are weirdly good with Jason right now. Better than they've been in a long time. I'm not sure whether or not to worry that he's up to something.