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[geminated_man]

Is music club still going on this week cos of finals? I just got new strings for my uke and I wanna break them in.

[Private to Sheska]

You wanna leave campus for lunch? I just found a place that has amazing ice cream, and chips too.

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[geminated_man]

S'cuse me?

[alwaysimpure]

Er.

[This is a brand new reality where he doesn't want to punch Rudy! What is he supposed to do with that?]

Sorry, my gir... Alisha seemed to recognize you.

...how old are you?

[geminated_man]

Fourteen. Who's Alisha? Is that the pretty lady up there?

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah, she's the gorgeous one. Though a bit too old for you, I reckon.

[geminated_man]

Probably. Um... But she knows me?

[alwaysimpure]

Seems like it.

You are Rudy, right?

[geminated_man]

Rudy Wade, yeah. That's me. Why?

[alwaysimpure]

Just making sure.

I'm Sirius Black, by the way, so we both know who's what.

[geminated_man]

Oh. Okay. Um... How can I help you?

[alwaysimpure]

['Were you at any chance dropped on your head a lot between now and growing up?' doesn't quite seem to fit the bill.]

Not at all, just nice to meet you. Come by the magic store some time, plenty of things to impress girls with there.

[geminated_man]

Magic store? You run a magic store?

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah, I do. I'm a wizard.

Real deal, too. Tends to really impress people.

[geminated_man]

Really? A wizard? Nuh-uh. Wizards don't exist.

[alwaysimpure]

What would you take as proof?

[geminated_man]

I don't fall for those bollocks magic tricks. I want to see some proper magic.

How d'you do like... Fireballs? Can you fly?

[alwaysimpure]

I can cast some fire spells, but that's frowned upon where things can burn.

I can't by myself, but I have a motorcycle that can. Could levitate you, too.

[geminated_man]

What? No you can't.

..Can you?

[alwaysimpure]

Come to my shop and I can show you.

Hope you're not scared of heights.