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[geminated_man]

Is music club still going on this week cos of finals? I just got new strings for my uke and I wanna break them in.

[Private to Sheska]

You wanna leave campus for lunch? I just found a place that has amazing ice cream, and chips too.

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[easy_a]

...Rudy..?

[What. The. Actual. Fuck.]

[Private to Rudy]

[librariansheart]

Ah, d-do you think we'd get in trouble for leaving the campus...? It sounds like fun, though.

[alwaysimpure]

...that him?

[geminated_man]

Yeah?

...Do I know you?

[geminated_man]

S'cuse me?

[alwaysimpure]

Er.

[This is a brand new reality where he doesn't want to punch Rudy! What is he supposed to do with that?]

Sorry, my gir... Alisha seemed to recognize you.

...how old are you?

[Private to Sheska]

[geminated_man]

Nah. Well maybe. But if we're back quickly it'll be okay.

D'you not want to?

[geminated_man]

Fourteen. Who's Alisha? Is that the pretty lady up there?

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah, she's the gorgeous one. Though a bit too old for you, I reckon.

[geminated_man]

Probably. Um... But she knows me?

[alwaysimpure]

Seems like it.

You are Rudy, right?

[geminated_man]

Rudy Wade, yeah. That's me. Why?

[alwaysimpure]

Just making sure.

I'm Sirius Black, by the way, so we both know who's what.

[geminated_man]

Oh. Okay. Um... How can I help you?

[easy_a]

[Aside:]...And when I thought things couldn't get any more fucking weird around here...

Er, how old are you?

[easy_a]

In ten years that'll be him, yeah.

[Alisha hates timey wimey stuff. With a flaming passion. It never fails to make her life more difficult. Well, in this case, perhaps just more confusing.]

Looks like New Moore is up to it's usual weird shit again.

[alwaysimpure]

['Were you at any chance dropped on your head a lot between now and growing up?' doesn't quite seem to fit the bill.]

Not at all, just nice to meet you. Come by the magic store some time, plenty of things to impress girls with there.

[alwaysimpure]

Wow. And I thought I'd changed with the years.

[...no, Sirius, you'll never grow up.]

Want to go hide out somewhere? I have a secret chamber.

[Chamber of secrets?]

[geminated_man]

Magic store? You run a magic store?

[geminated_man]

Fourteen. Why?

[easy_a]

Least you're not running around as a kid. I'd be sorely disappointed.

[Poor Rudy and his youthfulness.]

That sounds like the best idea I've heard all day. Especially the secret part.

[No possibility of interruptions or intrusions? Sign her up.]

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah, I do. I'm a wizard.

Real deal, too. Tends to really impress people.

[easy_a]

Shit, seriously?

[Alisha is not good with older kids, especially when said kids are Rudy of all people. Screw this.]

Call me in eight to ten years, yeah?

Oh, and er... keep in mind that shagging isn't the same as love. Bit of advice you probably need.

[alwaysimpure]

I've been told I was a very hot kid.

But, yeah, I agree. Muggle high school isn't my idea of fun, either.

Do you know where my shop is, love?

[Nothing like some good wards to keep interruptions away.]

[geminated_man]

Really? A wizard? Nuh-uh. Wizards don't exist.