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[geminated_man]

Is music club still going on this week cos of finals? I just got new strings for my uke and I wanna break them in.

[Private to Sheska]

You wanna leave campus for lunch? I just found a place that has amazing ice cream, and chips too.

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[easy_a]

...Rudy..?

[What. The. Actual. Fuck.]

[alwaysimpure]

...that him?

[geminated_man]

S'cuse me?

[alwaysimpure]

Er.

[This is a brand new reality where he doesn't want to punch Rudy! What is he supposed to do with that?]

Sorry, my gir... Alisha seemed to recognize you.

...how old are you?

[geminated_man]

Fourteen. Who's Alisha? Is that the pretty lady up there?

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah, she's the gorgeous one. Though a bit too old for you, I reckon.

[geminated_man]

Probably. Um... But she knows me?

[alwaysimpure]

Seems like it.

You are Rudy, right?

[geminated_man]

Rudy Wade, yeah. That's me. Why?

[alwaysimpure]

Just making sure.

I'm Sirius Black, by the way, so we both know who's what.

[easy_a]

In ten years that'll be him, yeah.

[Alisha hates timey wimey stuff. With a flaming passion. It never fails to make her life more difficult. Well, in this case, perhaps just more confusing.]

Looks like New Moore is up to it's usual weird shit again.

[alwaysimpure]

Wow. And I thought I'd changed with the years.

[...no, Sirius, you'll never grow up.]

Want to go hide out somewhere? I have a secret chamber.

[Chamber of secrets?]

[easy_a]

Least you're not running around as a kid. I'd be sorely disappointed.

[Poor Rudy and his youthfulness.]

That sounds like the best idea I've heard all day. Especially the secret part.

[No possibility of interruptions or intrusions? Sign her up.]

[alwaysimpure]

I've been told I was a very hot kid.

But, yeah, I agree. Muggle high school isn't my idea of fun, either.

Do you know where my shop is, love?

[Nothing like some good wards to keep interruptions away.]

[easy_a]

I'll take your word for it.

[...That is a good question. She actually needs to stop and think if she has ever taken note of it.

...Nope.]

'Fraid not. You have any directions for me?

[alwaysimpure]

I do, though I apparate most of the time. I can pick you up if you'd rather?

[But he does give her the directions. Not that I know where it is.]

[easy_a]

Might be easiest for now. Thanks for the directions, though; good to know in case I'd rather pop in on you than go home to Lydia.

[Over the river and through the woods?]

[geminated_man]

Yeah?

...Do I know you?

[easy_a]

[Aside:]...And when I thought things couldn't get any more fucking weird around here...

Er, how old are you?

[geminated_man]

Fourteen. Why?

[easy_a]

Shit, seriously?

[Alisha is not good with older kids, especially when said kids are Rudy of all people. Screw this.]

Call me in eight to ten years, yeah?

Oh, and er... keep in mind that shagging isn't the same as love. Bit of advice you probably need.

[geminated_man]

But... I haven't shagged anyone. I... I'm what?

[easy_a]

A virgin, but you won't always be.

[She knows better than anyone.]

Just. Keep wot I said in mind, yeah? To be safe.

[geminated_man]

Um... Okay, sure.

But shouldn't I make sure I really like a girl before I... Y'know.. with her? It's not right otherwise.

[easy_a]

You'll really like her, even think you love her, but that doesn't mean she feels the same, yeah? Look, if you get a girl to sleep with you, it doesn't be she's obligated to date you. It doesn't mean she hates you, she just has her own life to live.

That's all I'm trying to say. Trust me, you'll need it in mind.