A diary! I haven't kept one of those since I was... hmm.

[allons_y_alonso]

Right let's get this down then.  Just a few notes.

I'm fictional!  That's never happened before.  Exciting.  I wonder if that means I'll get to meet Harry Potter?  I'd love a magic wand.  Attention New Moore: Is there a Mr. Harry Potter on the island?

Anyway.  Beside the point.  And that point is... fictional.  Influx of fictional people on a real island, though if we're fictional I'm not sure how they can tell that they're real and not just somebody else's fiction.  But if they can tell... then there's got to be some sort of readings.  Energy, maybe?  Some form of radiation?  Maybe we're all emitting fictons.  Ha!  Fictons, I like that.  Clever.  A photon for the imagination...  I'll have to try the maths on that, see if anything interesting turns up.  Hmm. 

In the meantime!  Guess I'd better have a look around the island, make sure Lord Voldemort's not going to swoop in and take it over.  Or Captain Hook, maybe.  Iago.  Miss Havisham?  Somebody threatening, lots of threatening people in books.  Am I from books then?  I wonder who wrote me?  Do students do papers on me in literature classes?  Well rounded character, three dimensional, dramatic irony, Merlin figure.  The Doctor And Dumbledore:  A Comparative Essay.  Full marks!

If everyone here was from books, though, I'd expect to recognize a few more of them.  That means... no.  Yes.  No.

I'm sorry.  That means some of you are from the telly.  Lives lived in increments of forty minutes, horrible gaping plot holes, written out during sweeps week for a dramatic twist... got to be traumatic.  On the plus side... maybe we've got some plays, too!  Shakespeare!  I can finally have a pint with Falstaff.  Falstaff?  Anybody seen Falstaff?  For that matter, has anybody read me?  British writer, no doubt, mid-to-late twentieth century Earth -  that explains why I like it here so much!  Well, that and jelly babies.  Unfortunately probably not JK Rowling or I wouldn't know about Harry Potter.  Actually it's probably pointless to guess, they probably didn't write their name into my books so I won't recognize it.  Did they write anything else?  Have I got spin-offs?  Prequels?

On second thought, maybe it's better I don't know.

Comments

[turnedleft]

What

[allons_y_alonso]

What.

[turnedleft]

What?

[allons_y_alonso]

What?!

[turnedleft]

Yeah.. Seeing as this is impossible and all there being one Doctor already or an impostor Doctor and then you now, plus the one up in my head, maybe I'm just gonna take off until this blows over, thanks.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Uh, Harry Potter's here? That's all I really...




You know, you remind me of someone.

[allons_y_alonso]

He could be!


Who's that, then?

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you'll meet him soon. He wears a bowtie, you can't miss it.

[allons_y_alonso]

A bowtie? Really?

Well. Can't be that much like me, then.

[turnedleft]

Really! So we're agreed its an impostor then? I had a bad feeling about that bowtie from the start.

[mrspond.livejournal.com]

Oh, we've tried to tell him. He likes it.

The way you talk, though. Reminds me of when he goes on and on.

[jenratedanomaly]

I'd recognize that speech pattern anywhere.

'Ello Dad.

[allons_y_alonso]

JENNY! My very own Generated Anomaly!

Been doing a lot of running since I saw you last?

[jenratedanomaly]

Just here! New world! It's brilliant, just like you said. I love it. And I love the running. Love it love it.

I'm an officer now! They gave me a job and everything. But I don't shoot people. You told me I didn't have to and you were so right. I don't! Always a choice.

[allons_y_alonso]

Thattagirl.

So. Pizza! Tried it yet?

[jenratedanomaly]

Not yet! Me and Donna were going to go for some. I invited some other bloke who knows her too.

I hear it's the best. Gonna come with?

[quixotical]

You're very talkative!!

[allons_y_alonso]

Place like this, there's a lot to talk about.

[quixotical]

It is pretty strange!

[allons_y_alonso]

Brilliant, isn't it?

[magyar-nation.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'm from television.

[allons_y_alonso]

Hard to say at first glance. Who are you, then?

[magyar-nation.livejournal.com]

I'm Hungary. The country.

[allons_y_alonso]

That's brilliant!

[allons_y_alonso]

I'm the Doctor.