A diary! I haven't kept one of those since I was... hmm.

[allons_y_alonso]

Right let's get this down then.  Just a few notes.

I'm fictional!  That's never happened before.  Exciting.  I wonder if that means I'll get to meet Harry Potter?  I'd love a magic wand.  Attention New Moore: Is there a Mr. Harry Potter on the island?

Anyway.  Beside the point.  And that point is... fictional.  Influx of fictional people on a real island, though if we're fictional I'm not sure how they can tell that they're real and not just somebody else's fiction.  But if they can tell... then there's got to be some sort of readings.  Energy, maybe?  Some form of radiation?  Maybe we're all emitting fictons.  Ha!  Fictons, I like that.  Clever.  A photon for the imagination...  I'll have to try the maths on that, see if anything interesting turns up.  Hmm. 

In the meantime!  Guess I'd better have a look around the island, make sure Lord Voldemort's not going to swoop in and take it over.  Or Captain Hook, maybe.  Iago.  Miss Havisham?  Somebody threatening, lots of threatening people in books.  Am I from books then?  I wonder who wrote me?  Do students do papers on me in literature classes?  Well rounded character, three dimensional, dramatic irony, Merlin figure.  The Doctor And Dumbledore:  A Comparative Essay.  Full marks!

If everyone here was from books, though, I'd expect to recognize a few more of them.  That means... no.  Yes.  No.

I'm sorry.  That means some of you are from the telly.  Lives lived in increments of forty minutes, horrible gaping plot holes, written out during sweeps week for a dramatic twist... got to be traumatic.  On the plus side... maybe we've got some plays, too!  Shakespeare!  I can finally have a pint with Falstaff.  Falstaff?  Anybody seen Falstaff?  For that matter, has anybody read me?  British writer, no doubt, mid-to-late twentieth century Earth -  that explains why I like it here so much!  Well, that and jelly babies.  Unfortunately probably not JK Rowling or I wouldn't know about Harry Potter.  Actually it's probably pointless to guess, they probably didn't write their name into my books so I won't recognize it.  Did they write anything else?  Have I got spin-offs?  Prequels?

On second thought, maybe it's better I don't know.

Comments

[allons_y_alonso]

What.

[turnedleft]

What?

[allons_y_alonso]

What?!

[turnedleft]

Yeah.. Seeing as this is impossible and all there being one Doctor already or an impostor Doctor and then you now, plus the one up in my head, maybe I'm just gonna take off until this blows over, thanks.

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[allons_y_alonso]

One of me already! Is he a cricket type with a stalk of celery? Or... a beaky bloke with a long scarf? Does he have any question marks on his clothing?


...That's not important. What's important is...

2/2

[allons_y_alonso]

You shouldn't be able to recognize me. Shouldn't know about the me in your head. I'm sorry, Donna, it's brilliant to see you again, but... not if it means that kind of risk.

[turnedleft]

I told you I don't care about that. It's back and I'm happy like this so can't you just see this as some sort of miracle and let it be for once? I said I want to stay and I can help! I'm useful now, important, right? I'm not going again, there's no where to go and I'm not ARGUING about this!

[allons_y_alonso]

Donna. Listen, because I'm only going to say this once. If you're all right, if you're happy -- useful and important don't matter, there's nothing useful or important about being useful and important --

I have never been happier to be wrong.

Right. Said it once. Now.

What's new around this place?

[turnedleft]

Jenny's back.

[allons_y_alonso]

Jenny! Really! That's brilliant!

[turnedleft]

Right?? She likes pizza loads that one, impostor you was chatting her up about that. Might wanna step in if you can.

[allons_y_alonso]

What's he look like, this impostor? Curly hair? Or straight hair and a bowl cut? Tall, short? Older than me?

[turnedleft]

Much younger, like a teenager practically. Foppish hair, bow tie, tweed. SKINNY, I mean whats wrong with Doctors? Didn't they teach you Time Lords to eat?

1/2

[allons_y_alonso]

That can't be me. I've never looked much younger than this time around.

2/2

[allons_y_alonso]

Unless...

[turnedleft]

Hold up, I'll explain more on that in a bit, just got to print out that last comment of yours, find a nice frame for it. Think we could hang it in the TARDIS? I want all your new girlies to see it when they come by, just so they know who's boss and all.

[allons_y_alonso]

I haven't got any new girlies.

[turnedleft]

Jenny's bit new.

[allons_y_alonso]

That's different.

[turnedleft]

New me!

[allons_y_alonso]

That's different too. No-one new since you. No more... mates. Just me and the TARDIS, unless it's an emergency.

Not that the TARDIS came with me here, in any case...

[turnedleft]

You're not tricking me, are you? Because I'm still mad at you.

[allons_y_alonso]

Oh, I mean it. Nobody's had more than one ride since... and not for laughs, that was a matter of life or death. I just... couldn't do it again.

[turnedleft]

You come at me again like you're going to wipe my mind, I'll knock you out, Time Lord or not, do you hear me? Cause I know why and how you did it, but even if all that's up in my head, just don't get how I'm supposed to trust you won't just try it again.

's like the only Doctor I can actually believe is the one screaming in my head.

[allons_y_alonso]

I'd like to have a look at you to figure out how you're doing the impossible. But I promise. I wouldn't do that again.