happy newmooreiversary to me

[callbacks]

hags
tg (dave strider)

[Edit five minutes later (also GIF WARNING):]


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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

Comments

[callbacks]

if it was me i wouldnt be mad

[ohmycod]

you and her got somefin weird goin on
being all nice and shit when being pissed is like 100 perchcent justified
probubbly genetic
dont get it dont think its healthy
but whatevs
guess its kinda cool
kinda cute in a horrible messed up alien way rly

[callbacks]

i got cheesed off at kaworu once for pulling that villain shit actually
but i think
a big part of why i was mad was that mostly he just seemed like normal
like it couldve been a normal thing for him to do even without the weird island circumstances
and the other part was my friends were getting hurt
and i dont take kindly to that

[callbacks]

this time around it was pretty obvious that whatever was happening it wasnt really our you so itd be kind of dumb to hold a grudge for that

[ohmycod]

our you

[ohmycod]

youre all a bunch of weirdos

[callbacks]

said the fish alien moon princess

[ohmycod]

i said 'weird' not 'fuck yeah clawesome'

[callbacks]

rad snapper

[ohmycod]

38D
damn it
watch it with the fishpuns
lalondes be doin that shit
dont need you startin it

[callbacks]

if youre shore
ps as moms son im technically half lalonde slimeways just so you know

[ohmycod]

stupid weird bass human genetic nonsense

[callbacks]

ill see if i can get karkat to draw a chart for you

[ohmycod]

yeah ok
im shore a vantas chart is just what i need to clear all this up
at least itll probubbly be whales more fun than my teams shitty vantass chart shit

[callbacks]

your vantas made shipping charts too???

[ohmycod]

yeah right
thatd be
kind of weird actually why is shouty making shipping charts???
anemoneway no he just made charts for everyfin
just
augh
he thought he was the leader n shit but he couldnt lead himshellf out of a paper bag

[callbacks]

huh
do you know if he happened to turn into a weird rebel dude in karkats universe

[ohmycod]

uh
i think i was informed aboat somefin like that but the specifics escape me
mostly cause i was preoccupied with not fallin asleep

[callbacks]

yeah i dont blame you
i just ask because i think that guy turned up here before
the big version
not the one from your session

[ohmycod]

oh cod a bigger kankri
i can only imagine what kinda torture that was

[callbacks]

he was ok
he talked a lot
but he was definitely the least douchebaggy out of those of us who turned into our aged up alt selves or whatever

[ohmycod]

sorry bro ive got trouble believing that
aint nomoby a bigger d bag than kankri triggerwarning vantas

[callbacks]

big alter ampora wasnt winning any personality contests