happy newmooreiversary to me

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hags
tg (dave strider)

[Edit five minutes later (also GIF WARNING):]


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TO: cool souji
SUBJ: when you get home

yo check the fridge

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I'm gonna threadjack this one since it's not all the way over on the right

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(hey)
(karkat)

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST QUESTION ON A TEXT THREAD.

[ihateyouetc]

(WHAT)
(WAIT DO YOU THINK THIS IS TOO LOUD??)

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(no were good)
(listen stop giving the onceler a hard time about the fish)

[ihateyouetc]

(ARE YOU SURE)
(I COULD PROBABLY TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE?)
(like this???)
(but uh, honestly this is kind of weird)
(it just reminds me of the time i couldn't use capital letters and the "b"s kept getting replaced with "6"s and "o"s kept getting replaced with "9"s and it's just irritating)
(ok forget that)
(WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT THE FISH ANYWAY)

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(do trolls have nursery rhymes)
(or like colorful books for wigglers that teach numbers and letters and how not to be a dick)
(or i guess how to be a dick in your planets case)

[ihateyouetc]

(WHAT, YOU MEAN LIKE THE LITTLE INDUCTION TRACTS THAT WERE INTENDED TO INDOCTRINATE WIGGLERS INTO AN EXISTENCE OF RUINING LIVES AND STEPPING ON THOSE WEAKER THAN THEM BECAUSE OUR ENTIRE RACE WAS BUILT ON "SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST" AND PERPETUATING TROLLKIND AT THE EXPENSE OF MILLIONS OF OTHER PLANETS AND BASICALLY COMMITTING GENOCIDE AGAINST THE INHABITANTS THAT POPULATED AFOREMENTIONED PLANETS AND THEY HAD WORDS THAT RHYMED TO MAKE CERTAIN PRINCIPLES CATCHY AND EASY TO REMEMBER?)
(YEAH, WE HAD THOSE)

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(ok great)
(because im pretty sure the oncelers from a human one of those)
(so fish probably do talk where hes from and they probably come in ones and twos and reds and blues and cats and shoes)
(etc)

[ihateyouetc]

(WHAT ARE YOU SAYING HERE)
(IS HE TRYING TO FOSTER A SAFE FISH FRIENDLY ENVIRONMENT OR SOMETHING)
(DOESN'T THAT BASICALLY GO AGAINST EVERYTHING HE DOES EVERY TIME SOMETHING HAPPENS TO THE ISLAND)
(HE TURNS INTO AN ASSHOLE WHO POLLUTES OR OTHERWISE ECOLOGICALLY WRECKS EVERYTHING)
(THERE'S NO WAY HE'S A HUMAN ONE OF THOSE)

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(you have obviously never read a traditional human childrens story)

[ihateyouetc]

(OK I CAN'T DENY I HAVEN'T)
(BUT WHY WOULD I DO THAT)

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(some of them are pretty horrific)
(anyway i said something offhand once about some of those books and he acted funny)
(so just take him at his word because hes probably seen crazier shit than all of us combined)

[ihateyouetc]

(IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE INCENTIVE OR SOMETHING)
(I DON'T WANT TO READ THAT SHIT)
(ANYWAY FISH AREN'T CRAZY THEY'RE JUST STUPID)
(THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH THIS CONVERSATION!)
(WHICH IS: THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE IS STUPID)

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(im just saying hes probably not delusional)
(well)
(not the kind of delusional where rhyming and or talking fish is a weird thing)
(just think of him as another kind of alien i guess and fish are different on his planet)

[ihateyouetc]

(OK FAIR ENOUGH)
(BUT CAN WE AGREE HE SEEMS TO HAVE AN UNUSUAL PREOCCUPATION WITH THEM)

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(yeah he does bring them up like every other time we talk)
(but maybe because they were his friends??)
(we talk about our friends all the time)

[ihateyouetc]

(OK HOLD ON I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING)
(I'M GOING TO ASK HIM A QUESTION)

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karkat you cant just ask a man if hes had personal relationships with fish
i mean
(karkat you cant ask just ask a man if hes had personal relationships with fish)

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT
WAIT
(WHAT)
(WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT)

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(it isnt ours to judge what someone does with their fishy friends)

[ihateyouetc]

(I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT)
(I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES)
(THAT SEEMS A BIT...)
(I DUNNO)
(I'M NOT SURE WHAT WORD I'M LOOKING FOR HERE)

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(normal?)

[ihateyouetc]

(IT'S NOT NORMAL IF THEY'RE HIS FRIENDS, DAMMIT)
(WE KNOW OUR FRIENDS' NAMES!)

[ihateyouetc]

(HUH, WELL)
(LOOKS LIKE I HAD IT ALL WRONG)
(THEY REALLY ARE FRIENDS)