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[twicecharmed]

So! Out of curiosity, what is the major bad stuff that happens around here? Are there any culprits? Is there a good vs evil line I should know about? I mean, what goes bump in the night around here and should I know about it?

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[twicecharmed]

Relax. I wasn't offended.

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[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

A relief, to be certain.

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[twicecharmed]

I'll bet. Offending a teacher before they get to teach you is a great offense.

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[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

Alas, I would have been doomed to fail.

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[twicecharmed]

Yep. Fs all the way.

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[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

[His voice takes on an obviously overdramatic tone.] And then, after flunking out of school, I would turn to drugs and prostitution, spiraling down into the depths of despair!

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[twicecharmed]

... How does prostitution and drugs work in magical tinsel town here?

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[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

You know, I don't believe I've actually heard anything about prostitution. Unfortunately, however, New Moore has a drug problem commensurate with a city many times its size.

Believe me, getting into a firefight with several members of a drug cartel is not my idea of a fun way to spend a weekend.

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[twicecharmed]

Huh.