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[myfries]

So, yeah, it's real cool to see so many lameoids wandering around. I haven't seen this many human people in a long, long time. I'm talking long. But more importantly, I've forgotten how kinda boring everything used to be. It's making me want to be back home, where at least I've got my bass and my stuff.

On the plus side, I think we can make this fun.

But first thing's first. I'm pretty hungry. Anyone know where a girl can get a bite to eat?

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[myfries]

Because it would eat you? Plus, it'd be way more fun to fight a demon squid when it's all jacked up and confused.

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[plays_glob]

You could avoid the risk of me being eaten by not doing it in the first place! This isn't fair to me or the--

--Wait, when did it become a demon squid?

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[myfries]

Oh, I thought that was obvious. It's been a demon squid for about 500 years now when it got cursed by the sand witch. That's mostly why it's mad and eating the flesh of the land-walkers.

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[plays_glob]

How does a squid get cursed by a sandwich? And if it's already mad, then can't you fight it as-is instead of making it more mad?

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[myfries]

Hm.. I guess so. But then it's not as impressive when I pull it off your head and kick its butt back into the ocean. I like to have an audience when I'm doing things.

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[plays_glob]

If you want me to watch you beat up a sandwich demon squid, I'll watch you beat up a sandwich demon squid. I just don't want it on my head.

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[myfries]

Deal

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[plays_glob]

That conversation was mentally and emotionally exhausting. And confusing.

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[myfries]

Now, you're sure you don't want it on your head? It could be really exciting.