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[myfries]

So, yeah, it's real cool to see so many lameoids wandering around. I haven't seen this many human people in a long, long time. I'm talking long. But more importantly, I've forgotten how kinda boring everything used to be. It's making me want to be back home, where at least I've got my bass and my stuff.

On the plus side, I think we can make this fun.

But first thing's first. I'm pretty hungry. Anyone know where a girl can get a bite to eat?

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[unfairfolk]

"Lameoids". Now there's a term I haven't heard before.

As for food, sadly, I'm far too new to know. However, a stroll down the street might turn up something.

[A something that perhaps isn't food in the slightest.

Digressing, Puck doesn't really need to eat, not like the mortals do. It's mostly for that reason why he hasn't bothered at all to acquaint himself with any restaurant or grocery store.]

[myfries]

I'm not really that picky. Not hungry enough for blood, but something red is good enough for now. Got anything like that?

[unfairfolk]

[You are not touching his tunic with a ten foot pole.]

Quite the specific and borderline macabre appetite you have. I suppose I could be of assistance, if you think hunting down "red" of your own is far too difficult. It wouldn't be a difficult spell to work with.

[myfries]

Like, with magic? Hm. I guess this place isn't as lame as I thought it would be.

Well, go on. Let's see what you can do, magic man.

[unfairfolk]

Yes, with magic. You could say it's a specialty of mine.

But before I conjure up anything, I'll need your location. That is, of course, unless you'd rather go on a scavenger hunt around the city.

[nicevampireguy]

If people weren't human where you were from, what were they?

[myfries]

All sorts of things. Depends on where you're from. I've been all over and seen lots of stuff. Like, in the Fire Kingdom, I wrestled a real fire lion once. I sometimes hang out with shape shifters and living candy. Depends on where I'm at that day.

[nicevampireguy]

That's... a lot of stuff. We only had like, vampires and werewolves and selkies and zombies and well, I guess we had our hands full too.

[myfries]

Oh, yeah, we've got those, too. Well, I don't know about the selkies, 'cause it's been probably about a thousand years since any actual seals were hanging around.

Hey, you seem pretty smart and okay with vampires. Know where I can get something red to drink? I'm starving, man.

[nicevampireguy]

... Wait, are you a vampire?!

[notdogmatic]

You are not human.

[myfries]

No. Not many humans where I'm from. Not anymore.

What gave it away?

[notdogmatic]

You speak of them as separate from yourself.

[myfries]

Shouldn't I? It's been a looong time since I've seen this many at once.

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[plays_glob]

Oh! Marceline. You're here, too?

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[myfries]

Hey, Bonnie. Yeah, I got kinda washed up here. You're hanging out, too? That's cool.

What do you think of their story? Bonkers, right?

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[plays_glob]

Well, if you take into consideration the theory of there being an infinite number of universes, then it is entirely possible that there would be one in which fiction was created that accurately portrayed our lives.

In fact, due to the nature of infinite, I would say it's less a possibility and more of an absolute. It doesn't, however, explain why we're here.

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[myfries]

Wait, you seriously buy all that bull? But yeah, I don't know why we're here or how we got here. It's kinda cool, though.

[maiditoutalive]

We're not all human, you know.

[myfries]

Good. I was kinda hoping for a bit of normalcy. Where are you guys from?

[maiditoutalive]

Alternia, from the Alternian Empire, in a universe that doesn't exist anymore.

[seeked]

How many human people are in your world?

[myfries]

Only one, I think. There's a guy who used to be human but... You know, I'm not actually sure what he is anymore. Other than sad.

[seeked]

So what are the rest of you? [He's not unfamiliar with creatures that aren't human, but a whole world of them? That's a little more than intriguing.]

[myfries]

Lots of things. There's like, fire people, snow golems, witches and wizards, cloud people, candy people.

I'm a vampire.