(no subject)

[myfries]

So, yeah, it's real cool to see so many lameoids wandering around. I haven't seen this many human people in a long, long time. I'm talking long. But more importantly, I've forgotten how kinda boring everything used to be. It's making me want to be back home, where at least I've got my bass and my stuff.

On the plus side, I think we can make this fun.

But first thing's first. I'm pretty hungry. Anyone know where a girl can get a bite to eat?

Comments

[myfries]

All sorts of things. Depends on where you're from. I've been all over and seen lots of stuff. Like, in the Fire Kingdom, I wrestled a real fire lion once. I sometimes hang out with shape shifters and living candy. Depends on where I'm at that day.

[nicevampireguy]

That's... a lot of stuff. We only had like, vampires and werewolves and selkies and zombies and well, I guess we had our hands full too.

[myfries]

Oh, yeah, we've got those, too. Well, I don't know about the selkies, 'cause it's been probably about a thousand years since any actual seals were hanging around.

Hey, you seem pretty smart and okay with vampires. Know where I can get something red to drink? I'm starving, man.

[nicevampireguy]

... Wait, are you a vampire?!

[nicevampireguy]

I mean, cuz if you are, I have some blood bags at my place. I'm one too.

[myfries]

You are? Hm. I guess my senses aren't as strong as they used to be.

Sure. I'd be down to hang out. Unless you start making it weird. Kinda forward, asking a girl back to your place like that.

[nicevampireguy]

I

Wait

I didn't mean it like that!!!

[myfries]

Yeah? Then how did you mean it? Are you asking me out or not?

[nicevampireguy]

I was just trying to help out a fellow vampire!!

[myfries]

Uh-huh. Sure. I've got your number, buddy.

So what do you have to drink, anyway? Anything with a nice strong red?

[nicevampireguy]

I mostly have O+. Got a few AB+ for variety too.