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[myfries]

So, yeah, it's real cool to see so many lameoids wandering around. I haven't seen this many human people in a long, long time. I'm talking long. But more importantly, I've forgotten how kinda boring everything used to be. It's making me want to be back home, where at least I've got my bass and my stuff.

On the plus side, I think we can make this fun.

But first thing's first. I'm pretty hungry. Anyone know where a girl can get a bite to eat?

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[myfries]

Well, has anyone ever asked a squid what it wants to eat? Maybe it just needs a sample... a taste of your sugary blood. Then it'll be filled with craving! And a lust for candy that can never be quenched!

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[plays_glob]

You're silly, Marceline. We can play whatever spooky~~~ beach games you want when we're actually there.

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[myfries]

Well, it's not as much fun if you're not already scared when you get there.

Besides, you've never been. You don't know what lives at the beach. Giant crabs, and swarms of flesh-eating sand lice!

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[plays_glob]

You know? You may be right after all. This vacation could prove to be very enjoyable and relaxing. I would be fascinated to see the native fauna.

[ Sorry, Marcie. PB knows you. You could not scare here in a thousand years. ]

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[myfries]

This is way easier to do with Finn. If I'd said that stuff to him, he'd be wetting his little pants and probably crying about it.

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[plays_glob]

Hehe. Of course, you dork. He's young and pretty naive. He takes things people say too seriously.

Especially when said people are obviously playing.

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[myfries]

Playing? Psh. Says you. What if I was totally serious and wanted to drop a flesh-eating squid on your head?

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[plays_glob]

Uh, then you would be totally out of your mind? That would be stupid, dangerous, AND absolutely uncalled for.

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[myfries]

In other words: fun.

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[plays_glob]

I swear to Glob, if you really think you're going to do that, I am never going to speak to you again and you can find someone else here to terrorize.

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[myfries]

Sheesh. Gotta rain on everyone's parade, don't you? Careful you don't melt.

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[plays_glob]

I don't think it's an unfair request to not have a flesh-eating squid dropped on me.

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[myfries]

You don't think you could fight it off? Maybe I could help. It'd be like, a fight to the death!

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[plays_glob]

WHY WOULD YOU DROP IT ON MY HEAD ONLY TO TURN AROUND AND HELP FIGHT IT OFF FOR ME?

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[myfries]

Because it would eat you? Plus, it'd be way more fun to fight a demon squid when it's all jacked up and confused.

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[plays_glob]

You could avoid the risk of me being eaten by not doing it in the first place! This isn't fair to me or the--

--Wait, when did it become a demon squid?

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[myfries]

Oh, I thought that was obvious. It's been a demon squid for about 500 years now when it got cursed by the sand witch. That's mostly why it's mad and eating the flesh of the land-walkers.

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[plays_glob]

How does a squid get cursed by a sandwich? And if it's already mad, then can't you fight it as-is instead of making it more mad?

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[myfries]

Hm.. I guess so. But then it's not as impressive when I pull it off your head and kick its butt back into the ocean. I like to have an audience when I'm doing things.

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[plays_glob]

If you want me to watch you beat up a sandwich demon squid, I'll watch you beat up a sandwich demon squid. I just don't want it on my head.

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[myfries]

Deal

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[plays_glob]

That conversation was mentally and emotionally exhausting. And confusing.

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[myfries]

Now, you're sure you don't want it on your head? It could be really exciting.