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[redhourglass]

[ you know who has two thumbs and is over this? this girl. it hadn't been the first time she'd woken up in a hospital bed with a dim memory of the last twenty-four hours, but natasha had to admit it was a little unique to be told that she was previously fictional and now she'd somehow become real. right. let's talk to the nice people and see how this goes. ]

I was looking forward to a long island vacation, but this wasn't quite what I meant.

[ a long sigh. mostly a put-on, but hey, some of it is actual exasperation. she wanted to be on a beach somewhere far away from space aliens. ]

Is there anyone around here who actually knows what is going on? Who hasn't just arrived, but who's been here and has some solid information?

[ she'll address the whole 'fictional' thing later. when she's not managing her temper underneath the surface of collected calm. ]

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[redhourglass]

I speak six languages. Fluently. English is my third. Or was it my fourth?

[ stare. giving her shit about being redundant. come back when you're fluent in latin. ]

[sincenewyork]

I hear losing count is a bad sign.

[I'm Tony Stark I give everyone shit about everything.]

[redhourglass]

[ at least i didn't get drunk and blow up my house at my last birthday ok ]

Why don't we take a walk and I can show you exactly how many techniques I've lost count of over the years?

[sincenewyork]

I'd love to, but I can't. I have a business to get back.

And if I know me, and I think I do, I have an Easter egg to hunt for.

[redhourglass]

.. An Easter egg?

[ you've lost her. ]

[sincenewyork]

You'll see. Soon.

[redhourglass]

Should I be worried?

[sincenewyork]

Aw, that's sweet. Nah. I won't do anything Fury wouldn't do.

[redhourglass]

I'm not worried about you.

[ right, sure, nothing Fury wouldn't do. that totally puts her mind at ease. ]

Try not to kill us all. My vacation is already ruined; you don't need to make it worse.

[sincenewyork]

Priority number three. After not hurting Thor's feelings, and stopping... alien invasions.