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[redhourglass]

[ you know who has two thumbs and is over this? this girl. it hadn't been the first time she'd woken up in a hospital bed with a dim memory of the last twenty-four hours, but natasha had to admit it was a little unique to be told that she was previously fictional and now she'd somehow become real. right. let's talk to the nice people and see how this goes. ]

I was looking forward to a long island vacation, but this wasn't quite what I meant.

[ a long sigh. mostly a put-on, but hey, some of it is actual exasperation. she wanted to be on a beach somewhere far away from space aliens. ]

Is there anyone around here who actually knows what is going on? Who hasn't just arrived, but who's been here and has some solid information?

[ she'll address the whole 'fictional' thing later. when she's not managing her temper underneath the surface of collected calm. ]

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[badnewsboy]

It starts as all stories do, with some exposition! Asgard in Broxton, above the dessert, or something of the same sort. Terrible things happened to Asgard, caused all by Loki, of course. Then that Loki then died.

But as Asgardians do, he was reborn.

That's where I come in. Er, where he is? Possibly. There are many confusing ways to put this.

[redhourglass]

The other Loki died? And you're his reincarnation. Of a sort.

[ or, at least, that's what she's guessing happened. ]

I'm not sure how you could put this any way that is more confusing.

[badnewsboy]

Yes and yes.

I have a knack for putting things in ways of a confusing nature.

[redhourglass]

I wouldn't consider that a special talent.

[badnewsboy]

I can fit a whole cake in a cup in my mouth.

[redhourglass]

[ imagine this. ]

Terrifying.

[badnewsboy]

Yet still quite astounding. It's something you have to see to believe.

[redhourglass]

Is this something you do often?

[badnewsboy]

When given the opportunity, I certainly can't turn it down.

[redhourglass]

I'll keep that in mind.

[ accidental choking y/y?? ]

[badnewsboy]

[oblivious.]

I could demonstrate.

[redhourglass]

You have a cupcake right now?

[badnewsboy]

Only if someone is so gracious to purchase me one.

[redhourglass]

[ she is not falling for that. ]

I'm not buying you a cupcake.

[badnewsboy]

It's for science.

[redhourglass]

It's not and I don't care enough to see it.

[badnewsboy]

A bit unfortunate.

[redhourglass]

Buy your own cupcake.

[badnewsboy]

Aw.