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[redhourglass]

[ you know who has two thumbs and is over this? this girl. it hadn't been the first time she'd woken up in a hospital bed with a dim memory of the last twenty-four hours, but natasha had to admit it was a little unique to be told that she was previously fictional and now she'd somehow become real. right. let's talk to the nice people and see how this goes. ]

I was looking forward to a long island vacation, but this wasn't quite what I meant.

[ a long sigh. mostly a put-on, but hey, some of it is actual exasperation. she wanted to be on a beach somewhere far away from space aliens. ]

Is there anyone around here who actually knows what is going on? Who hasn't just arrived, but who's been here and has some solid information?

[ she'll address the whole 'fictional' thing later. when she's not managing her temper underneath the surface of collected calm. ]

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[veryproud]

Some person that owes me new cards.

[redhourglass]

[ you don't mean ]

Fury?

[veryproud]

You didn't hear it from me though. That's classified information and I'm technically not here.

[redhourglass]

Of course.

[ but. ]

Is he here?

[veryproud]

Negative. It's for the best that he's not.

[redhourglass]

You're damn right it is.

[she might actually kill him . ]

[veryproud]

We're not killing him.

[ down girl ]

[redhourglass]

[ debatable. ]

He's not here, regardless.

[veryproud]

Regardless.

Still, it's worth noting that I'd appreciate not getting a headcount when it comes to that.

[redhourglass]

... Agreed.

[ but only because you're dead and she can't really even parse that now you're not. ]

Who are these.. other Avengers?

[veryproud]

[ "Dead" ]

Alternate universes. There's a team of 'Young' ones and a few regular ones. Our Avengers are technically the less experienced in comparison to both of them.

[redhourglass]

You've seen my file. You think they're more experienced than I am?

[ she's not trying to brag; she's trying to size them up. ]

[veryproud]

As a team, I meant. Individually is a different story.

[ Cap beats all of you ]

[redhourglass]

[ you have got to see someone about that obsession, coulson. ]

How many are here?

[veryproud]

[ it's not an obsession.
watching people sleep also isn't obsessive behavior or anything. ]

At least ten.

[redhourglass]

[ yeah, right, case in point. ]

Ten? How many are there?