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[ricinbeans]

What's with the flood?

Yo, newbies. Make sure you stop by Madame Red's Antiques for whatever you need. Seriously, you want it, we most likely got it.

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[ricinbeans]

Oh, uh, more trolls. I used to live with some of you guys. None of them asked about paint though? So I'm pretty sure we don't have any. Sorry.




Wait what's troll paint made out of

[99purroblems]

:33 < blood mostly

[ricinbeans]

Like

Blood blood?

[99purroblems]

:33 < is there another kind of blood?
:33 < i thought efurrything on your human planet all had the same kind

[99purroblems]

:33 < maybe its a good thing you dont have real paint after all
:33 < there isnt much i could make only in red

then again so is meth

[ricinbeans]

That's so messed up, yo, Jesus Christ. No, we don't got any blood paint. Pretty sure that's illegal.

Somehow I bet Lau has some somewhere anyway

[99purroblems]

:33 < well ok
:33 < i dont see why since appurrently humans cant even breathe around their paints theyre so gross
:33 < i guess i can make some charcoal instead

god probably jesse doesn't need to cry today

[ricinbeans]

'Cause gettin blood for paint would probably involve murder?

Watercolors might work better if you got a sensitive nose.