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That's the fifth plate I've dropped today.

Dante, I'd recommend you and your friend stay out of the kitchen for an hour or so. At least until I've finished cleaning up.

Post Edited at 16:07 04/01/2011
SIX IS THIS A JOKE. DID SOMEONE GREASE THESE. POLAND I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT TIME IN AMERICA'S HOUSE IN STRICT CONFIDENCE AND YOU KNOW APRIL FIRST MAKES ME NERVOUS

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WHY IS IT EVERYTIME SOMETHING GETS GREASED UP EVERYONE ALWAYS BLAMES ME

i told you that was PRUSSIA not me

shut up and try some of this salt!!!

crap

I MEAN SUGAR THIS IS SUGAR

THIS IS PEPPER WHO DID THIS

I'M NOT TRYING ANYTHING YOU GIVE ME UNTIL THIS STUPID DAY IS OVER GO HOME AND BRING SOME PLATES

TIM'S FAT ASS PROBABLY BROKE THEM ALL

What are we going to eat off of!!

oh are you making dinner? i want something with mushrooms!

Well I was PLANNING on it but since yesterday everything just seems to be

hboleiling op0hverer

LIET!!!!

THATS OUR LAST BOWL

STOP

When I said only come in here wearing shoes those were NOT the kind I meant!!

But look at how cut i look in T str

MY ANKLE!!!!!!!!

Wait don't move! Do I need to call a

Look the phone just literally fell out of the wall so maybe I'll just turn off the stove and sit here in the middle of the kitchen floor for a while if that's okay.

im dying

I know, but frankly our only escape routes are cut off. Anyway if I called for a doctor he'd just spontaneously combust upon arrival, let's be honest.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME I SAID

im dying

No, you aren't. Are you bleeding or is it just sprained?

it's broken in a billion places and thats why im dead

If you're dead, how are you typing?

YOU NEVER BELIEVE IN ME

Let him die. It will be for his own good.

Good.

yeah sure. it works for me, man.

ill turn the music up

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