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[oftoccupied]

That's the fifth plate I've dropped today.

Dante, I'd recommend you and your friend stay out of the kitchen for an hour or so. At least until I've finished cleaning up.

Post Edited at 16:07 04/01/2011
SIX IS THIS A JOKE. DID SOMEONE GREASE THESE. POLAND I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT TIME IN AMERICA'S HOUSE IN STRICT CONFIDENCE AND YOU KNOW APRIL FIRST MAKES ME NERVOUS

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[oftpartitioned]

THATS OUR LAST BOWL

[oftoccupied]

STOP

[oftoccupied]

When I said only come in here wearing shoes those were NOT the kind I meant!!

[oftpartitioned]

But look at how cut i look in T str

[oftpartitioned]

MY ANKLE!!!!!!!!

[oftoccupied]

Wait don't move! Do I need to call a

[oftoccupied]

[oftoccupied]

Look the phone just literally fell out of the wall so maybe I'll just turn off the stove and sit here in the middle of the kitchen floor for a while if that's okay.

[oftpartitioned]

im dying

[oftoccupied]

I know, but frankly our only escape routes are cut off. Anyway if I called for a doctor he'd just spontaneously combust upon arrival, let's be honest.

[oftpartitioned]

PAY ATTENTION TO ME I SAID

[oftpartitioned]

im dying

[oftoccupied]

No, you aren't. Are you bleeding or is it just sprained?

[oftpartitioned]

it's broken in a billion places and thats why im dead

[oftoccupied]

If you're dead, how are you typing?

[oftpartitioned]

YOU NEVER BELIEVE IN ME

[knifed]

Let him die. It will be for his own good.

[knifed]

Good.