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[fuckincakewake]

whos got 2 workin arms and a killer need 2 get her beach on?
dis chix
yisssss
got my self a hollatchaboi-esq swimsuit and spf bajillion for the pasty arm
ps lol at it and u will so how tough it healed rite in ur face
but 4 realz
rosie davey joegg ur all there for sure obvi!!
distrid u r sittin next to me but fyi get ur trunks on
i bought u some so dont front cuz ur goin
i also bought u a banana hammock bc u know whatever ur comfortable in
maybe show off those strider gams
meens tear urself from the bakery that shall nt b named to play for a day ok
ill even let u declare urself ruler of the ocean n the seas if ur good
everybody else is invited to ro-lals beach extravaganza too
bc i look crazy fineass in this bikini n i wont deprive any of u of its majesty ;)

Comments

[alwaysimpure]

There is nothing you can't advertise with bikinis, if it's the right body in said bikini.

[fuckincakewake]

i guess its not any weirder than pizza n bikinis

[alwaysimpure]

I'll say. Anyway, how old are you again, darling?

[fuckincakewake]

why
how old do u have 2 be to do bikini work

[alwaysimpure]

Don't know if there are generally any laws for it, but I think you ought to be paid for more than your figure no matter what age you are.

[fuckincakewake]

yeah well dark fenestrology and ectosciences technically arent invented here yet
so ill cool my hot 2 trot heels making cashes in this bangin bod
till those future science internships open up

[alwaysimpure]

That's your good right, I'm sure. Though if you'd rather do something with science, we should work together some time.

Clothed.

[fuckincakewake]

like i said
science im into is fictional apparently
so if i want a summer job gonna need something diff
no place 4 a bikini in a magic shop huh

[alwaysimpure]

There's a girl I know who'd probably frown on your hot bod decorating my store and then there's a police woman I know who'd care more about your age than you do.

Anyway, my magic is fictional too, or so I'm told, so that seems about right.

[fuckincakewake]

oh lady cop is good ppl
she took care of me in the drunk tank sometimes
bsides ill be 18 soon
whos the girl cuz its my hot body
tho i can think of a couple guys i know who wouldnt be down w it either

[alwaysimpure]

Yeah, but lady cop is also probably still waiting for a chance to interrogate me.

My girl.

[fuckincakewake]

ur t&a afraid of a lil q&a?
if ur gurl would be mad @ me in a bikini hows me in normal clothes any better
im just as cute

[alwaysimpure]

Don't have very good experiences with the justice system.

Cute girl with clothes in clothes hanging out in my store is easier to explain than cute girl in bikini, given my shop is not a beach.

[fuckincakewake]

ur lady is restrictin my wardrobe freedoms but ok
what would a clothes gurl do nehow

[alwaysimpure]

I don't know much about science. I'd like to know more.

[fuckincakewake]

u want a beautiful gurl
on a beautiful summer day
2 tutor u about science?

[alwaysimpure]

Well, I'd obviously prefer a hideous girl, but I'll take what I can get.

[fuckincakewake]

and i should pass on a pizza place offer 4 this cuz....................

[alwaysimpure]

Do whatever you want with the pizza place, I'm just asking if you'd be up to talking to me about science some time.

[fuckincakewake]

just not in a bikini rite?

[alwaysimpure]

Someone has to protect his innocence.

[fuckincakewake]

what if i want the opposite of that

[alwaysimpure]

Then I'd say it's too bad for you.

[fuckincakewake]

what do u care who i get touched by neway
maybe a gurl wants 2 get touched
ever consider that

[alwaysimpure]

Get touched all you want, but you know Once-ler has no clue about the implications.

Doesn't seem quite right to me.