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[fuckincakewake]

whos got 2 workin arms and a killer need 2 get her beach on?
dis chix
yisssss
got my self a hollatchaboi-esq swimsuit and spf bajillion for the pasty arm
ps lol at it and u will so how tough it healed rite in ur face
but 4 realz
rosie davey joegg ur all there for sure obvi!!
distrid u r sittin next to me but fyi get ur trunks on
i bought u some so dont front cuz ur goin
i also bought u a banana hammock bc u know whatever ur comfortable in
maybe show off those strider gams
meens tear urself from the bakery that shall nt b named to play for a day ok
ill even let u declare urself ruler of the ocean n the seas if ur good
everybody else is invited to ro-lals beach extravaganza too
bc i look crazy fineass in this bikini n i wont deprive any of u of its majesty ;)

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[thneed]

No, I said he wants me to date.

I'm not going on dates. I haven't gone any actual dates since that auction thing or you, except for that one time I made Alisha pancakes but that was just jokingly called 'pancake date' and not like a date-date because neither of us want to date each other. We just like pancakes.

[fuckincakewake]

oh
good
so bikinis

[thneed]

But am I allowed to date?

Maybe not pizza-advertising bikinis. I don't know if we should run ads like that if people like Sirius are going to get all weird about it. That's not the kind of business I'm aiming for.

[fuckincakewake]

yea he is a weird wizard
not sure i wanna tutor him either
maybe i can get a job w rosie

[thneed]

I can still hire you for something else if you need a job...

[fuckincakewake]

what like touchin pizza
that shits greasy
no thank u

[thneed]

Hmm. I don't really have anything else you could do unless you can knit.

Okay.
Well, if you ever change your mind about the greasiness of pizza then that's there.

[thneed]

You can model thneeds but I think Meenah wanted to do that.

[fuckincakewake]

she already has a job

[thneed]

So she can't?

[fuckincakewake]

its not fair 2 the unmployed ppl!!

[thneed]

Did you want to do it?

[fuckincakewake]

is this gonna reopen the hole line of dudes who dont wanna touch me debate again
cuz i can kinda do w/o that rn

[thneed]

I don't think it would but I didn't think bikinis would either. No models then, I guess.