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[pelagically]

Katniss, did they rope you into being a summer camp counselor again?

Please say yes. I can't do this alone.

Comments

[johannamason]

I'm still "too unstable to work with children."

[pelagically]

I'm starting to think I should do something to earn that title.

[johannamason]

I make sure to hang around the middle school every couple months.

[pelagically]

It's really that easy?

[johannamason]

After the first time, yeah.

[pelagically]

Then invite me next time.

[cloneororiginal]

'S not that bad. 'Least there's gin and whiskey.

[johannamason]

You guys drink when you teach kids?

[cloneororiginal]

Teach kids? No, meant in general. [Not to say she hasn't had one or two drinks when she was younger...] Do you both think this place is a summer camp?

[johannamason]

No. There's a summer camp here for the kids. They make this idiot teach them swimming or something.

[cloneororiginal]

[Calling someone an idiot flat out? It's enough to make her smirk.] dunno who I should sorry for, the kids or him. [Pause] Definitely the kids.

I'm Sarah, not here for summer camp but work over at the Nancy Pheony.

[johannamason]

Nobody's here for summer camp. It's community service.

[pelagically]

Drinking and kayaking generally doesn't end well.

[cloneororiginal]

[Shrugs] Didn't say you had to do both at once. Of all the places I could've end up in this isn't too bad.

[pelagically]

Not the best, not the worst.

[cloneororiginal]

Could always be worse, but it's not.

[burnedout]

Are you kidding? Last year I made an actual friend. I think if I was dead they'd still drag me to that summer camp.

[johannamason]

Dave.

[pelagically]

And I think that makes you the most well-adjusted out of all of us!

[pelagically]

Well, you or Peeta. He has a job now, did you know?

[burnedout]

Yeah. His boss is dead but Peeta didn't kill her.

[pelagically]

Dead girls make good creampuffs.

[burnedout]

I think he's more into heavy breads than pastries lately.

[pelagically]

Really! What else is he into?

[callbacks]

im not confirming anything
but at least youd still smell better than some of the campers here after the color wars relay