Rudy Wade (
geminated_man) wrote in
thoughtformed2013-07-26 10:40 pm
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Fuckin' cats. Fuckin' cats everywhere.
Who's responsible for this bullshit? Whose nuts do I have to introduce to their tonsils, eh?
If any of your furry little bastards even scratches me once, or leaves one stupid fucking hair on any of my shit, it's turning into a furry football.
Who's responsible for this bullshit? Whose nuts do I have to introduce to their tonsils, eh?
If any of your furry little bastards even scratches me once, or leaves one stupid fucking hair on any of my shit, it's turning into a furry football.
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That you, Sheska?
Yeah, 'm fine. What's wrong with you, then?
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Ah... N-nothing's wrong! Nothing at all, r-really. I just... That seems like a s-sort of extreme reaction to a cat, d-don't you think? And I, ah... W-we haven't spoken. In a while. So...
[She looks down briefly and licks her lips, ears flicking uncertainly.]
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Jeesus! The fuck is that on your head? Are those... are those ears?
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O-of course I have ears, Rudy, I--
[Realization dawns visibly.]
Oh, ah... You mean these? Um.. Y-yes, I, um, I woke up with them this morning. You didn't, I'm guessing?
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[ He pauses and sighs. At least she's not a full cat. Maybe this could be tolerable. ] D'you reckon it's one of them... stupid bullshit island things?
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I think it has to be! I mean, Chief Beifong is some sort of tiger creature! This definitely isn't normal. I've never had this happen before. Is it something that happened on your world sometimes?
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No. I've heard of people who can change n' shit, but not just parts of them. [ There's a small look of 'oh shit, I shouldn't have said that' on his face before he says, ] I mean... People claimin' t'do that. Bollocks, really.
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A storm? A storm gave people powers? That's... unusual, right? Not all storms go about giving people abilities like that? Or did I just live in a very mundane sort of world?
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Dunno. Would love ta, though. Love to kick the arse of the bastard who did this to me.
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But.... Didn't the island do that? Or am I remembering wrong? Can you split into parts like that all the time?
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That... Um... Well, y'see that... That is just...
[ He drops his head and his voice. ]usually only happens when I'm feelin' shit about meself..
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Oh! But then, you kept yours after...? That's amazing! But that's really a terrible way for you to have to have it manifest... I wonder if you could train yourself to do it at will instead.
[She pauses, everything slowing down as she realizes that he's not very excited about this. It almost looks like he's in pain.]
Rudy... are you all right?
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Maybe if you let him out more he wouldn't be so insistent. Or, um, have so many complaints? I don't know... I think it's really interesting, and I really would like to see it sometime. But don't do it for my sake if you don't want to. Especially if it hurts. It sounds like it would hurt.