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[geminated_man]

Fuckin' cats. Fuckin' cats everywhere.

Who's responsible for this bullshit? Whose nuts do I have to introduce to their tonsils, eh?

If any of your furry little bastards even scratches me once, or leaves one stupid fucking hair on any of my shit, it's turning into a furry football.

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[easy_a]

...Er, I don't exactly know how to break this to you, Rudy...

[geminated_man]

Shit, did one get in my room?

[easy_a]

How would I know if one's in your room?

No, I meant... it's not /just/ cats. It's people too.

[geminated_man]

What's that? What's that supposed to mean?

[easy_a]

I mean that people are turning into cats.

[geminated_man]

Shut the fuck up.

[easy_a]

I'm serious.

...Promise not to freak out if I send something to you?

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[librariansheart]

[Glasses clutched in clasped hands, Sheska is looking concernedly into the camera. Something about her hair looks weird, but it isn't as though she has a particularly stylish 'do at any time.]

R-Rudy? Are you all right?

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[geminated_man]

[ He squints. Last time he saw her without her glasses, he had been pretty pissed. ]

That you, Sheska?

Yeah, 'm fine. What's wrong with you, then?

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[librariansheart]

[She smiles hesitantly, and her hair moves. Two fluffy cat ears twitch forward from where they'd been lying camouflaged.]

Ah... N-nothing's wrong! Nothing at all, r-really. I just... That seems like a s-sort of extreme reaction to a cat, d-don't you think? And I, ah... W-we haven't spoken. In a while. So...

[She looks down briefly and licks her lips, ears flicking uncertainly.]

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[geminated_man]

[ Disregarding the awkward conversation, he jumps a bit. ]

Jeesus! The fuck is that on your head? Are those... are those ears?

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[librariansheart]

[She jumps herself, squeaking, those ears flattening and... did her hair just puff up a little?]

O-of course I have ears, Rudy, I--

[Realization dawns visibly.]

Oh, ah... You mean these? Um.. Y-yes, I, um, I woke up with them this morning. You didn't, I'm guessing?

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[geminated_man]

No I didn't. The fuck would I want to have cat ears on me head?

[ He pauses and sighs. At least she's not a full cat. Maybe this could be tolerable. ] D'you reckon it's one of them... stupid bullshit island things?

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[alwaysimpure]

So you're still yourself. Good.

You helped Alisha and I appreciate that, so you get a warning.

I'm going to kick your arse. When are you free?

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[geminated_man]

[ Rudy looks somewhat alarmed for a moment, until he thinks about his answer. ]

I'm... I'm not? Sorry, mate, not.. really gettin' through here.

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[alwaysimpure]

Don't you get threatened with getting your arse kicked often enough to put two and two together?

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[geminated_man]

[ He points to his ear and shakes his head. ]

What's that? Sorry, mate, can't hear you. Somethin' must be wrong on your end. You'll have t'call me back, yeah?

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[alwaysimpure]

Call back? No need for that.

[On that cryptic note the call ends.

But a few moments later, a mysterious sound can be heard and then by the magic of convenience, JKR and a tad of godmodding, Sirius opens the door to Rudy's room.]

Understand me now?

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[geminated_man]

[ Rudy looks up from his mobile when he hears the strange noise in the other room, and is just about to get to his feet to investigate when his door opens and reveals Sirius Black. The surprise knocks Rudy back onto his bed. ]

Jeeesus! What the fuck is your problem!? Seriously, man you've got a real shit sense of invitin' yourself over!

sorry about him // also late tag is late

[brotimaeus]

meow.

[geminated_man]

Problem, mate?

[brotimaeus]

yeah you could call it that.
im feelin mighty feline today.
striline, you might say.

[geminated_man]

Are you related to that really tall bloke with the hat?

[brotimaeus]

given the population of the island logic would dictate that there might be any number of tall men with hats at any given time.
which one are you thinkin of, bro.

[geminated_man]

You know. The one who always rhymes. The really tall bloke. Could probably get both hands round his waist with room to spare?