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[geminated_man]

Fuckin' cats. Fuckin' cats everywhere.

Who's responsible for this bullshit? Whose nuts do I have to introduce to their tonsils, eh?

If any of your furry little bastards even scratches me once, or leaves one stupid fucking hair on any of my shit, it's turning into a furry football.

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sorry about him // also late tag is late

[brotimaeus]

meow.

[geminated_man]

Problem, mate?

[brotimaeus]

yeah you could call it that.
im feelin mighty feline today.
striline, you might say.

[geminated_man]

Are you related to that really tall bloke with the hat?

[brotimaeus]

given the population of the island logic would dictate that there might be any number of tall men with hats at any given time.
which one are you thinkin of, bro.

[geminated_man]

You know. The one who always rhymes. The really tall bloke. Could probably get both hands round his waist with room to spare?

[brotimaeus]

shit, once-ler?
nah.
that'd be fuckin sweet though.

[geminated_man]

Seems like an all right sort of bloke to me. You know him?

[brotimaeus]

kinda.
my kid brother works for him.
one of my kid brothers.
made me a wicked pair of gloves too.

[geminated_man]

Yeah, I see him selling shit all the time. Seems nice enough. I just never want anything he's selling.

[brotimaeus]

you tried askin him for anything?