Rudy Wade (
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Fuckin' cats. Fuckin' cats everywhere.
Who's responsible for this bullshit? Whose nuts do I have to introduce to their tonsils, eh?
If any of your furry little bastards even scratches me once, or leaves one stupid fucking hair on any of my shit, it's turning into a furry football.
Who's responsible for this bullshit? Whose nuts do I have to introduce to their tonsils, eh?
If any of your furry little bastards even scratches me once, or leaves one stupid fucking hair on any of my shit, it's turning into a furry football.
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I'm... I'm not? Sorry, mate, not.. really gettin' through here.
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What's that? Sorry, mate, can't hear you. Somethin' must be wrong on your end. You'll have t'call me back, yeah?
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[On that cryptic note the call ends.
But a few moments later, a mysterious sound can be heard and then by the magic of convenience, JKR and a tad of godmodding, Sirius opens the door to Rudy's room.]
Understand me now?
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Jeeesus! What the fuck is your problem!? Seriously, man you've got a real shit sense of invitin' yourself over!
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[He's here as a vigilante against great injustice, goddamnit. Serious Sirius Black business!]
Get up, twat.
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Still not understanding. The fuck did I do to get your knickers all twisted round your bollocks, anyway? How'd you even get in here?
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See, maybe this is a cultural misunderstanding we're having here. Where I come from, real men don't take advantage of women. Partly because witches can hex your balls off and will. Since Sheska happens to not be a witch and also way too nice and naive, I guess I'll have to take care of a few things for her.
Are we on the same page now? Good.
[And, yes, that's the first swing at Rudy.]
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[ Holding his face, and positively stunned, he looks up at Sirius. ]
The fuck are you talking about, man!? The fuck is your problem with me, eh!?
[ He's unsteady as he gets to his feet, but regardless, he lunges himself at Sirius in what might amount to a poor attempt at a tackle. ]
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You got her drunk, you arsehole. Do you really not see what's bloody wrong with that?
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What's your point? S'not like I fuckin' raped her! The fuck kind of person you think I am?!
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She doesn't even realize exactly what's happened. Does that sound like the way a nice girl should remember her first time to you?
Not that much better than fucking rape, so if you want to know, I think you're scum.
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FUCK YOU, MAN! I don't fuckin' need t'do that shit! I couldn't give even half a shit about what you think of me, mate, cos you're just a prick who's already got everythin'! I made sure she had a good time, so what's it fucking matter!?
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I think you know exactly why it fucking matters. If you can't treat her right, then stay the fuck away from her.
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The fuck you think I've been doing, eh? She's the one who contacted me today.
[ For a moment, it looks like Rudy is about to be sick. He lurches a little and places a hand on his chest, as though trying to keep something gross in. ]
And anyway, s'not like you're her mum or anythin'. She's a grown woman. She can make her own bloody decisions.
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[Words and anger aside, Sirius does note that something seems to be bothering Rudy. He hasn't hurt him that badly, has he?]
...something wrong with you?
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S'nothin'. In any case, fuck you, man. I thought she needed to relax, so I took her out. That's just where the night ended. I'm sure you've been there. It 'appens. It was a date, and that is none of your business.
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[And the only reason he doesn't is because Rudy is looking as if he's about to be sick. Or turn into a werewolf.]
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Fine! Fucking fine! Jesus, will y'shut the fuck up already!? Christ!
[ He meets Sirius' eyes and, looking incredibly defeated, mumbles out, ]
Y'think I don't fuckin' know that? God, I feel shit enough about it already, y'don't have to make it worse.
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[He would know. But Rudy looks pathetic right now and not much like the type who could withstand dementors, so Sirius almost feels sorry for him. At least enough to have some of his rage finally evaporate.]
You could apologize. To her.
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Look. I even believe you didn't mean any harm, not that it makes you less of a wanker, but...
It just doesn't mix. Someone like you, or someone like me, with her.
She's better.
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Well 'scuse me for thinkin' maybe I could get to enjoy spendin' some time with a sweet girl like her. Didn't know there'd be rules against that, but looks like you'll be fuckin' patrollin' round watchin' any girl I so much as look at, yeah?
[ He sighs and folds his arms. ] So if you're done assaultin' me in me own flat for shit I didn't do wrong, then would y'kindly just fuck off back to whatever hole y'crawled out of.
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You can spend time with her, sure, but apparently you can't keep from fucking taking advantage and you honestly still don't see what's wrong with that. It's your luck that you're a bloody wimp, because you'd really deserve a lot more pain.
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[ Rudy reaches for his mobile and uses it to shoo Sirius toward the door. ]
And for the record, she is an adult, and I don't rape girls cos I don't have ta. Get lost. You're a bleedin' eyesore, you are.
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