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[geminated_man]

Fuckin' cats. Fuckin' cats everywhere.

Who's responsible for this bullshit? Whose nuts do I have to introduce to their tonsils, eh?

If any of your furry little bastards even scratches me once, or leaves one stupid fucking hair on any of my shit, it's turning into a furry football.

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[easy_a]

You really think I'd whore myself out for money?

[geminated_man]

Nah. It's not whoring if you're not actually having sex. It's probably closer to being a stripper. And those ladies are proper classy.

[easy_a]

Well, I'm not becoming a stripper. End of that.

Dunno what to do about the ears and tail, though. Can't wear a hat; tried, it's too uncomfortable. Half of my clothes don't fit because of the fucking tail being in the way. And I think Lydia's starting to come down with something too.

[geminated_man]

So what you're telling me is you're walking around with no trousers on and your flatmate is, too? Probably?

[easy_a]

Probably.

Like I probably might be wearing a skirt instead of trousers because it would be too awkward to be around Lydia or run errands in just my knickers.

[geminated_man]

Maybe a little, but I'd be more than happy to escort you round.

[easy_a]

Knock yourself out.