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[duckface]

Apparently being a superhero means never having to say you're sorry.

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omg i love chris sfm he is like do i seriously have to chaperone you and ANOTHER werewolf

[duckface]

Not in my experience.

I KNOW RIGHT he's so done with everything he is putting a werewolf ban on the house

[laheyoneonme]

I don't care. I trust Scott.

CHRIS: ALLISON WEREWOLVES KILLED YOUR MOTHER WHATS WRONG WITH A NICE VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND

[duckface]

And I'm sure he has a very good reason for not trusting you.

season 4: teen wolf: the twilight saga. y/n

[laheyoneonme]

He trusts me enough.

[duckface]

Thought you said you were the tough guy.

[laheyoneonme]

What. Do you want proof?

[duckface]

Being a monster doesn't make you strong.

[laheyoneonme]

The super strength kinda implies otherwise.

[duckface]

Yes, being able to lift heavy objects has clearly solved your myriad of problems. It's a miracle.

[laheyoneonme]

No, but your lizard boyfriend gutting my dad helped.

[duckface]

Jackson's not my boyfriend. Also not a lizard anymore.

[laheyoneonme]

He's still kind of a snake.

[duckface]

Are you a cryptozoologist?

[laheyoneonme]

Yeah. I specialize in identifying assholes.

[duckface]

Assholes aren't cryptids, idiot. Cryptids are creatures whose existence is only hypothetical and not proven. Jackson's entire life is proof of his existence.

[laheyoneonme]

... But you're not disagreeing that he's an asshole?

[duckface]

If that's how you wanna read it.

[laheyoneonme]

Yeah, it is.