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[duckface]

Apparently being a superhero means never having to say you're sorry.

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[duckface]

Being a monster doesn't make you strong.

[laheyoneonme]

The super strength kinda implies otherwise.

[duckface]

Yes, being able to lift heavy objects has clearly solved your myriad of problems. It's a miracle.

[laheyoneonme]

No, but your lizard boyfriend gutting my dad helped.

[duckface]

Jackson's not my boyfriend. Also not a lizard anymore.

[laheyoneonme]

He's still kind of a snake.

[duckface]

Are you a cryptozoologist?

[laheyoneonme]

Yeah. I specialize in identifying assholes.

[duckface]

Assholes aren't cryptids, idiot. Cryptids are creatures whose existence is only hypothetical and not proven. Jackson's entire life is proof of his existence.

[laheyoneonme]

... But you're not disagreeing that he's an asshole?

[duckface]

If that's how you wanna read it.

[laheyoneonme]

Yeah, it is.