Not to detract from all the important bits or the somewhat curious debates on gift-giving gratification going around, but are these things [ tap tap ] supposed to be water-tight?

[ srrrrchk, and the audio cuts in: ] -- working or not.

Do I have to wait until tomorrow to say I was born yesterday? Because this might be the first time I can actually get away with it.

[ anyone? anyone? ... Bueller? ]