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[ humming ] ([personal profile] universalconstant) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-08-30 02:35 am

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SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE PLANTED PUMPKINS DURING IT. SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY. WE NEED THEM FOR REASONS. YOU'RE SO BEHIND.

ALSO, I HAVE DECIDED I WILL TEACH AT THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE YOUTHFUL CITIZENS NEED TO BE AWARE OF HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS.

NOT THE PUMPKIN SYSTEM.
THE GOVERNMENT ONE.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.

but if anyone needs a lesson in pumpkins, i will be happy to provide.
hypertoxic: (ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇ ғʟᴏᴏʀ,ʜᴏʟᴅ ɪᴛ ⇒)

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-08-30 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
W8, what?
Are you saying I would not 8e the first?
Is there a trend of throwing you off of roofs?
8ecause if so, sign me the fuck up.
hypertoxic: (ғᴀʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ⇒ [annoyed])

LEGITIMATELY LIKE 20 MINUTES LATER

[personal profile] hypertoxic 2013-08-30 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Also fuck you, I'm not deranged!!!!!!!!