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[universalconstant]

SUMMER IS ALMOST OVER AND I DO NOT THINK ANYONE PLANTED PUMPKINS DURING IT. SOMEONE WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THIS ALL THE WAY BACK IN JULY. WE NEED THEM FOR REASONS. YOU'RE SO BEHIND.

ALSO, I HAVE DECIDED I WILL TEACH AT THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THE YOUTHFUL CITIZENS NEED TO BE AWARE OF HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS.

NOT THE PUMPKIN SYSTEM.
THE GOVERNMENT ONE.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.

but if anyone needs a lesson in pumpkins, i will be happy to provide.

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[hypertoxic]

Oh fuck no.
I am ditching all of your classes.
Every single one.

[universalconstant]

ARE YOU A COMMUNIST.
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT COURSE.

[hypertoxic]

What the fuck is a communist.
I don't care, asshole! I am 8ailing. I will take all the detentions I have to.

[universalconstant]

IN THIS CONTEXT, IT'S AN ASSHOLE.
THAT'S STUPID. DETENTIONS ARE NOT PREFERABLE.

[hypertoxic]

Are you calling me an asshole, nooksniffer????????
Shut up! May8e to you. 8ut detention will 8e 8LISS compared to having to put up with your in8ne drivel.

[miniholmes]

Was it necessary to capitalize all of that?

[universalconstant]

YES.

[miniholmes]

I don't believe you.

[universalconstant]

I DON'T CARE.

[fuckincakewake]

awww
dun worry
ill get u pumpkins

[universalconstant]

lady roxy, you're so kind.

[inanimum]

What do you need pumpkins for? Are they magical?

[universalconstant]

THEY ARE DELICIOUS AND SO PLEASANT TO BE AROUND.

[inanimum]

To be... around? Do you sit with the pumpkins and talk to them? What do they say? I bet they're nice.

[universalconstant]

i have never had the pleasure of listening to pumpkin speech.
i simply enjoy having them there. like orange decorative pieces.

[inanimum]

Oh, I see. So you don't talk to them? Do you eat them? I hear pumpkin soup is really yummy.

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[harmonic]

Oh! I'm really excited to learn!

About government, not the pumpkins.

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[universalconstant]

i am pleased to see young minds excited to learn about democracy and other governments not democracy!

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[harmonic]

Yes! I bet it will be a lot of fun.

My name is Maka Albarn, by the way. What should I call you?

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[universalconstant]

it will be!

everyone here calls me the mayor.

[sasstastic]

I must admit, I am intrigued about the pumpkins.

[universalconstant]

what pumpkins?

[sasstastic]

You offered a lesson in pumpkins.

[universalconstant]

what? i am quite sure that there were no lessons on pumpkins offered. quite frankly, i find the notion absurd.

[sasstastic]

You know nothing about pumpkins, then?